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Sesshi
Dec 14, 2008, 06:52 AM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7782122.stm

...But being as this is a Super-Hot Jalapeno, the hottest pizza in the restaurant, and would blow your colon clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

riscy
Dec 14, 2008, 07:24 AM
This cracked me up when I saw it!

Schtumple
Dec 14, 2008, 07:35 AM
Absolutely amazing! Good on him really, glad to here they didn't get anything off him, apart from a rather hot pizza :p

Santa Rosa
Dec 14, 2008, 07:59 AM
Hey Tony, he took out a piece from the pizza box, what could I do... A gun, No Tony a pizza...

Abstract
Dec 14, 2008, 08:01 AM
This is a really good method for getting free pizza. Hmmm.....

Tastannin
Dec 14, 2008, 08:29 AM
Ooh, now the TSA is gonna ban carry-on pizzas on all airline flights in the US. :eek:

PkennethV
Dec 14, 2008, 09:12 AM
maybe all the teens wanted was the pizza anyways:D

Melrose
Dec 14, 2008, 01:41 PM
That's thinking outside the box for ya..

:D

william sire
Dec 14, 2008, 01:43 PM
anything can be a weapon

gilkisson
Dec 14, 2008, 01:45 PM
"Thanks for calling Dominos. Can I help you?"

Yes, I'd like a large pizza, please.

"Ok sir, we'll have to your house on... let's see, next Wednesday."

WHAT! I'm hungry now!

"Yes sir, but there is now a 10-day waiting period on pizza purchases, since they have been designated Assault Foods..."

click.

apsterling
Dec 14, 2008, 01:48 PM
Ooh, now the TSA is gonna ban carry-on pizzas on all airline flights in the US. :eek:

NOOOOO!

Tofaha
Dec 14, 2008, 01:52 PM
lmao ...stupid teens

Counterfit
Dec 14, 2008, 02:10 PM
First it's used offensively at Fenway (http://www.filecabi.net/video/remdog_on_pizza.html), now for defense? Pizza is pretty versatile eh?

gilkisson
Dec 14, 2008, 02:15 PM
First it's used offensively at Fenway (http://www.filecabi.net/video/remdog_on_pizza.html), now for defense? Pizza is pretty versatile eh?

That fan was saying, "Thank you for the pizza! I love you! "...:D

hwojtek
Dec 14, 2008, 02:29 PM
Did he force the attacker to attempt to eat the whole American pizza and die in the process?

NT1440
Dec 14, 2008, 02:37 PM
lol where else in the world would food become such an important part of your life that you could actually use it to save it?:p

FrankieTDouglas
Dec 14, 2008, 02:42 PM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7782122.stm

...But being as this is a Super-Hot Jalapeno, the hottest pizza in the restaurant, and would blow your colon clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

I'd love to have some of that jalapeno pizza! My typical pizza order is a pepperoni and jalapeno pizza... must drink it with milk, and your eyes water every time. But I can usually go through 3/4 of a large one in one sitting. Great stuff!

iJohnHenry
Dec 14, 2008, 03:40 PM
Well, at least he didn't go off half-baked.

gilkisson
Dec 14, 2008, 03:52 PM
Well, at least he didn't go off half-baked.

Cheesey. Extra cheesy.

iJohnHenry
Dec 14, 2008, 03:57 PM
I'm not known as mouse for nothing. http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g158/MouseMeat/Smilies/k010.gif

Counterfit
Dec 14, 2008, 07:09 PM
I'd love to have some of that jalapeno pizza! My typical pizza order is a pepperoni and jalapeno pizza... must drink it with milk, and your eyes water every time. But I can usually go through 3/4 of a large one in one sitting. Great stuff!

Pepperoni and jalapeņo makes your eyes water? Wussy. :p

mcarnes
Dec 14, 2008, 07:22 PM
The pizza is mightier than the sword.

Kwill
Dec 14, 2008, 10:03 PM
Some pizza delivery persons are smarter than others.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18KzwK5gMtA

Sesshi
Dec 18, 2008, 10:48 AM
Did he force the attacker to attempt to eat the whole American pizza and die in the process?

Well, I'm sure he'd have felt much more comfortable with a concealed-carry Kielbasa. But some people don't get to choose.

sared
Dec 19, 2008, 04:40 PM
"Take THAT!" smack! :D