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US man uses pizza in self-defence

Absolutely amazing! Good on him really, glad to here they didn't get anything off him, apart from a rather hot pizza 😛
 
"Thanks for calling Dominos. Can I help you?"

Yes, I'd like a large pizza, please.

"Ok sir, we'll have to your house on... let's see, next Wednesday."

WHAT! I'm hungry now!

"Yes sir, but there is now a 10-day waiting period on pizza purchases, since they have been designated Assault Foods..."

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lol where else in the world would food become such an important part of your life that you could actually use it to save it?😛
 
Sesshi said:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7782122.stm

...But being as this is a Super-Hot Jalapeno, the hottest pizza in the restaurant, and would blow your colon clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?
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I'd love to have some of that jalapeno pizza! My typical pizza order is a pepperoni and jalapeno pizza... must drink it with milk, and your eyes water every time. But I can usually go through 3/4 of a large one in one sitting. Great stuff!
 
I'm not known as mouse for nothing.
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FrankieTDouglas said:
I'd love to have some of that jalapeno pizza! My typical pizza order is a pepperoni and jalapeno pizza... must drink it with milk, and your eyes water every time. But I can usually go through 3/4 of a large one in one sitting. Great stuff!
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Pepperoni and jalapeño makes your eyes water? Wussy. 😛
 
hwojtek said:
Did he force the attacker to attempt to eat the whole American pizza and die in the process?
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Well, I'm sure he'd have felt much more comfortable with a concealed-carry Kielbasa. But some people don't get to choose.
 
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