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edesignuk
Jan 6, 2009, 02:07 AM
It's been a while since we've had a good ol' penis story :p
An Australian woman has appeared in court in Adelaide charged with murdering her husband by setting fire to his penis.

Rajini Narayan, 44, is alleged to have doused her husband, Satish, with a flammable liquid while he was sleeping.

When she set him alight, Mr Narayan jumped out of bed and knocked over the substance, causing the fire to spread.

Mrs Narayan told the court she had not intended to kill her husband but to punish him for his alleged infidelity. BBC (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/7812875.stm).

Daaaaaaamn.

TuffLuffJimmy
Jan 6, 2009, 02:12 AM
That's hott!

sushi
Jan 6, 2009, 02:12 AM
Ouch! :eek:

So which is worse: snipping or burning? ;)

TuffLuffJimmy
Jan 6, 2009, 02:19 AM
Ouch! :eek:

So which is worse: snipping or burning? ;)

well the burning did lead to death... so I'd say the snip since you gotta go through life like that*.

*Or did they reattach it?

sushi
Jan 6, 2009, 03:06 AM
well the burning did lead to death... so I'd say the snip since you gotta go through life like that*.

*Or did they reattach it?
Good point.

Guess we'll have to ask Mr. Bobbitt (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_and_Lorena_Bobbitt) about that. ;)

On a side note, this was one of my favorite cartoons from that era:

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rdowns
Jan 6, 2009, 05:51 AM
Doesn't mad jew live in Adelaide? :eek:


"I just wanted to burn his penis so it belongs to me and no one else

Seems perfectly reasonable to me. :eek:

sir Mudkip
Jan 6, 2009, 06:24 AM
Dayyyyyyyyyyyyum. Harsh!

On a side note, im from adelaide aswell...why wasn't this front page news:p

arkitect
Jan 6, 2009, 06:30 AM
With all the joking it seems people forget the man died.

Just for a moment consider if the roles were reversed and the man set fire to his wife.
And she died from severe injuries to her genitals.

Imagine the *spitting* self-righteous outrage thenů

Abstract
Jan 6, 2009, 07:57 AM
Seems perfectly reasonable to me. :eek:

Well if she wanted to burn it, at least do it through friction.

iBlue
Jan 6, 2009, 08:06 AM
How horrible! It is easy to joke, probably something about the word 'penis' being in the title, but it's really not funny. You have to be bat***** crazy or a real evil bitch to do something like that.

Abstract
Jan 6, 2009, 08:26 AM
Tell e to stop posting penis stories. He's completely obsessed with the peen. :p

iBlue
Jan 6, 2009, 09:06 AM
Tell e to stop posting penis stories. He's completely obsessed with the peen. :p

No way! It's become this thing, as it were. He is probably trying not to let everyone down, as it were, again. :p

Peen FTW!

Raid
Jan 6, 2009, 09:51 AM
No way! It's become this thing, as it were. He is probably trying not to let everyone down, as it were, again. :p

Peen FTW!

... so you are encouraging him to keep it up? ;)

Darth.Titan
Jan 6, 2009, 09:54 AM
... so you are encouraging him to keep it up? ;)

Here we go... :D

iBlue
Jan 6, 2009, 09:56 AM
... so you are encouraging him to keep it up? ;)

I suppose I am! http://upc.edesignuk.com/uploads/smilies/ron_wink.gif

william sire
Jan 7, 2009, 12:32 PM
If she only wanted to punish him, what was she going to do with the burnt sausage after he woke up?

leishan
Jan 7, 2009, 01:16 PM
That is insane!!!

CHAOS STEP
Jan 7, 2009, 04:29 PM
With all the joking it seems people forget the man died.

Just for a moment consider if the roles were reversed and the man set fire to his wife.
And she died from severe injuries to her genitals.

Imagine the *spitting* self-righteous outrage thenů



Exactly!

A person suffered a horrific death, but I suppose it's funny because he had his peens set alight. :rolleyes:

I mean, if I made a thread joking about something like this (http://allafrica.com/stories/200901060010.html) for example I would be 'very wrong'.

leekohler
Jan 7, 2009, 05:25 PM
She's the new Lorena Bobbitt.

And my female cousin always asks me why we guys sleep with our hands over our things. :rolleyes: It's because of crap like this.

themoonisdown09
Jan 7, 2009, 05:34 PM
I don't know which is worse, being dead because your wife set your boys on fire or living and having your boys burned off.

iBlue
Jan 8, 2009, 01:31 AM
I don't know which is worse, being dead because your wife set your boys on fire or living and having your boys burned off.
I would venture that most would rather be dead.

What do you peen carriers think?

themoonisdown09
Jan 8, 2009, 09:23 AM
I would venture that most would rather be dead.

What do you peen carriers think?

I would rather be dead. What good is living if you can't use your plumbing?

sir Mudkip
Jan 9, 2009, 01:34 AM
Update:
http://news.theage.com.au/national/bail-for-wife-accused-of-burning-husband-20090109-7dd9.html

vramdal
Jan 9, 2009, 03:58 AM
Nuff said.

dextertangocci
Jan 9, 2009, 12:47 PM
Eish.. :D

jsalzer
Jan 9, 2009, 04:25 PM
And, in an odd twist of fate:

I'm reading a rather boring article as I work on my dissertation. I paused to visit MacRumors and read this thread. I then returned to the article.

In the very next paragraph of the article, there is a reference to a 1987 book by Desforges and Cockburn.

No kidding.

ZiggyPastorius
Jan 9, 2009, 05:11 PM
She's the new Lorena Bobbitt.

And my female cousin always asks me why we guys sleep with our hands over our things. :rolleyes: It's because of crap like this.

You just caused me to become aware of this behaviour. WTF, it's true!

TuffLuffJimmy
Jan 9, 2009, 05:50 PM
You just caused me to become aware of this behaviour. WTF, it's true!

My friend (who is a girl) recently asked why boys, when alone and sitting down, (like watching TV or a movie) often have their hand down their pants. It wasn't until a week later when I realized that's true too!

Whyyyyy????

Geniusdog254
Jan 9, 2009, 10:41 PM
I just noticed this after reading this lol. It probably has something to do with masculinity, basically we feel like sissy's if we don't know they are there all the time. Either that or we are just obsessed with playing with them :rolleyes:

themoonisdown09
Jan 9, 2009, 10:42 PM
My friend (who is a girl) recently asked why boys, when alone and sitting down, (like watching TV or a movie) often have their hand down their pants. It wasn't until a week later when I realized that's true too!

Whyyyyy????

Because it feels good... and smells good. :D

TuffLuffJimmy
Jan 9, 2009, 10:45 PM
Because it feels good... and smells good. :D

I decided that it's to open up the top of your pants to let a little airflow in.

iObama
Jan 9, 2009, 10:56 PM
This story puts a new meaning to the word firecrotch...

teflon
Jan 10, 2009, 02:14 AM
With all the joking it seems people forget the man died.

Just for a moment consider if the roles were reversed and the man set fire to his wife.
And she died from severe injuries to her genitals.

Imagine the *spitting* self-righteous outrage thenů

Exactly!

A person suffered a horrific death, but I suppose it's funny because he had his peens set alight. :rolleyes:

I mean, if I made a thread joking about something like this (http://allafrica.com/stories/200901060010.html) for example I would be 'very wrong'.

Actually, it's not quite fair to compare female circumcision to this. These are innocent young girls who did nothing wrong, while this man did cheat on his wife (not that I'm defending or justifying the actions of his wife). This is the difference between stoning a girl to death for nothing, and stoning a man to death for adultery. They're both wrong, but hardly the same thing. If a woman slept around and got beaten up/ burned by her husband, unfortunately, I bet there would be quite a few people who would say "that w**** deserved it".