'Penis fire' suspect is charged

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    It's been a while since we've had a good ol' penis story :p
    BBC.

    Daaaaaaamn.
     
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    Ouch! :eek:

    So which is worse: snipping or burning? ;)
     
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    well the burning did lead to death... so I'd say the snip since you gotta go through life like that*.

    *Or did they reattach it?
     
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    Good point.

    Guess we'll have to ask Mr. Bobbitt about that. ;)

    On a side note, this was one of my favorite cartoons from that era:

    clinton_bobbit.jpg
     
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    Doesn't mad jew live in Adelaide? :eek:


    Seems perfectly reasonable to me. :eek:
     
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    sir Mudkip

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    Dayyyyyyyyyyyyum. Harsh!

    On a side note, im from adelaide aswell...why wasn't this front page news:p
     
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    With all the joking it seems people forget the man died.

    Just for a moment consider if the roles were reversed and the man set fire to his wife.
    And she died from severe injuries to her genitals.

    Imagine the *spitting* self-righteous outrage then…
     
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    Abstract

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    Well if she wanted to burn it, at least do it through friction.
     
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    How horrible! It is easy to joke, probably something about the word 'penis' being in the title, but it's really not funny. You have to be batshyte crazy or a real evil bitch to do something like that.
     
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    Tell e to stop posting penis stories. He's completely obsessed with the peen. :p
     
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    No way! It's become this thing, as it were. He is probably trying not to let everyone down, as it were, again. :p

    Peen FTW!
     
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    ... so you are encouraging him to keep it up? ;)
     
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    Here we go... :D
     
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    I suppose I am! [​IMG]
     
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    william sire

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    If she only wanted to punish him, what was she going to do with the burnt sausage after he woke up?
     
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    Exactly!

    A person suffered a horrific death, but I suppose it's funny because he had his peens set alight. :rolleyes:

    I mean, if I made a thread joking about something like this for example I would be 'very wrong'.
     
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    She's the new Lorena Bobbitt.

    And my female cousin always asks me why we guys sleep with our hands over our things. :rolleyes: It's because of crap like this.
     
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    I don't know which is worse, being dead because your wife set your boys on fire or living and having your boys burned off.
     
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    I would venture that most would rather be dead.

    What do you peen carriers think?
     
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    I would rather be dead. What good is living if you can't use your plumbing?
     
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