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browserman
May 2, 2004, 07:33 PM
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or: make ordinary photos ridiculous

How was the man on the left transformed into the man on the right?

Make your answer into a caption - add a few - makes for funny reading. :)

coopdog
May 2, 2004, 09:54 PM
haha I love these.

jimsullivan
May 2, 2004, 10:17 PM
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"I'm on my way now to the meeting with the environmentalists...I know they're supposed to be extremists...I'm not worried...WHAT?...what do you mean they have a special dress code for corporate executives?...no, I didn't know...what do you mean they'll take care of it when I get there?...."

rainman::|:|
May 2, 2004, 11:25 PM
Cell phone withdrawl can be so severe that even in complete isolation, the addict will still "talk" on their mittens. Indeed, the Betty Ford Cell-Phone Withdrawl Resort high in the mountains is full of tragic faces just like Michael here.

Counterfit
May 3, 2004, 12:08 AM
1. "I'm telling you Bob, Windows is the future!"

2. 5 years later...

MrSugar
May 3, 2004, 12:33 AM
1. "I'm telling you Bob, Windows is the future!"

2. 5 years later...

9.5 ouf ot 10

=-)

Koodauw
May 3, 2004, 12:39 AM
So Bob I just got the CFO posistion at Enron. This job is gonna take me to places I never thought possible.

RandomDeadHead
May 3, 2004, 01:23 AM
"Sorry honey, I just failed my company drug test, now that I lost my job I don't know what we will do. I guess the government was right when they said that marijuana will ruin your life"

superninjagoat
May 3, 2004, 09:00 AM
On the night before he was voted off the island, Benton thought back on his old life. No, he could never return to that life. Not after the mitten incident.

RBMaraman
May 3, 2004, 10:04 AM
Left: "Can you hear me now?"

Right: "Not so good."

Raid
May 3, 2004, 11:11 AM
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1. [April 26th, 2004 approx 6pm] The day trader calling in an order to move all his assets to Nortel at the opening bell on the 27th, based on a rumor of a "big annoucement" he heard in the lobby.

2. [April 28th, 2004] The same day trader pictured here with all assets visible.

Counterfit
May 3, 2004, 12:46 PM
Left: "Can you hear me now?"

Right: "Not so good." Right: "What?"

crazytom
May 3, 2004, 01:27 PM
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Left: Hearing person on the other end of the phone: Hello, Honey? I want a divorce.

Right: One year later.

Horrortaxi
May 3, 2004, 02:03 PM
Why do I always mix this up? *69 calls the last person back *68 teleports you to a desolate cavern. I shouldn't use the phone when I'm distracted.

superninjagoat
May 3, 2004, 02:27 PM
Why do I always mix this up? *69 calls the last person back *68 teleports you to a desolate cavern. I shouldn't use the phone when I'm distracted.

LOFL! :D :D :D

That's got to be the best on yet.

Krizoitz
May 3, 2004, 05:31 PM
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I shoulda voted for the other guy...

alxths
May 3, 2004, 05:37 PM
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"Hey, yeah I'm talking to you on the new phone ... Didn't cost me a thing! I just had to sign a contract with them ... Fine print?"

Benjamin
May 3, 2004, 08:11 PM
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Caption: From riches to rags, the life of the SCO lawyer. After IBM last blow, most of the former lawyers are found here playing music for food. (200X when IBM wins and SCO folds.)

coopdog
May 3, 2004, 08:50 PM
What can Brown do for you?

coopdog
May 3, 2004, 09:19 PM
"That's right invest it ALL in Enron!"
Um.
"Bob, I'm telling, Enron is HOT!"

jimsullivan
May 3, 2004, 09:47 PM
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"I'm leaving now for the IT conference in Atlanta. No, I'm driving. I heard about some shortcuts through back roads in Georgia...If I get lost, I'll just ask for directions! What's the worst that can happen?..."

:D

jimsullivan
May 3, 2004, 11:32 PM
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These virtual reality games are getting out of hand.

yahooz
May 4, 2004, 12:17 AM
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Nicholas, this is your game and welcome to it.

jimsullivan
May 4, 2004, 03:09 PM
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Before:

THE PRICE OF BEING A WELL-DRESSED EXECUTIVE IN NEW YORK:

Savile Row hand-tailored pinstriped suit, cost: $2850

Hermes silk tie, cost: $135

Charles Tyrwhitt shirt and monogrammed cufflinks, cost:$265

Brooks Brothers dress socks, cost:$40

Church's "benchmade in London" made-to-order captoe shoes, cost: $725

Rolex, cost: $4150

Company cell-phone, cost: $0

TOTAL COST: $7165



After:

The satisfaction that comes from hearing that the CEO who stole your ideas and transferred you to a cave in Azerbaijan, where the required dress code is hermit's cast-off rags and bare feet, has just been indicted for embezzlement.

Priceless

JDar
May 5, 2004, 08:43 AM
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:)


"I want you to be alert--the terrorists could be anywhere."

neonart
May 8, 2004, 08:39 PM
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"I'm leaving now for the IT conference in Atlanta. No, I'm driving. I heard about some shortcuts through back roads in Georgia...If I get lost, I'll just ask for directions! What's the worst that can happen?..."

:D


LOL... Yup. Outside of ATL it can be a little scary...

jimsullivan
May 10, 2004, 06:30 PM
LOL... Yup. Outside of ATL it can be a little scary...

I'm glad you laughed, neonart! I'm from Georgia myself, but after I posted, I thought some might be offended!

neonart
May 10, 2004, 08:28 PM
I'm glad you laughed, neonart! I'm from Georgia myself, but after I posted, I thought some might be offended!

Not if they don't have a 'puter... :D

billyboy
May 11, 2004, 02:32 AM
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:)

June 2001. The future seemed so rosy for the Halliburton exec when he was informed of his Government's plans for Iraq. But three years on...

virividox
May 11, 2004, 04:52 AM
Right: "What?"

nice nice well played

ecche
May 11, 2004, 08:29 AM
Seperated at birth, identical twins Lester and Cuthbert were brought up by genetics scientists in the Mac (left) and Windows (right) world. Surprisingly, both report to feel more comfortable in "stone made dwellings".

jimsullivan
May 11, 2004, 01:10 PM
Not if they don't have a 'puter... :D

YUP!!

Next caption:
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Monday: Andrew J. Preston, wealthy investment banker, was in the middle of a million dollar deal, when he heard the voice he had been avoiding for years: yes, it was his INNER HOMELESS MAN.

"Andrew, you must leave behind everything and embrace the panhandler that is your true destiny! Run, do not walk, to your nearest cave. (and lose the suit and tie)"

An inner struggle ensued, but Inner Homeless Man won: "YES, INNER HOMELESS MAN!" cried Andrew J. Preston, and began his new life..."

Tuesday: Andrew J. Preston, now know as "Crazy Andy", has second thoughts... :eek: :confused:

erik1975
May 11, 2004, 02:01 PM
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"You've got to be kidding me! The CEO of the company we are about to acquire says that he is at his holiday home, and that he is staying put until we come talk over the terms of the deal on HIS turf?"

jimsullivan
May 11, 2004, 02:55 PM
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Before: Hi hon! I'm stopping off for a while to play poker with some of the guys I met here at the conference. Now, don't worry - you know you always exaggerate! You have to be more trusting, like ME! :rolleyes: I've only got a few bucks on me anyway, and when that runs out, I have nothing left to bet, so I'm out of there!

After: :confused: