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May 27, 2004, 05:56 PM

Thiank up a caption - as ridiculous as possible. :D

May 27, 2004, 07:15 PM
Your rocket shoes, Mr. Bond.

May 27, 2004, 08:48 PM
my shoes have just been outsourced.

May 27, 2004, 09:11 PM
Yes, I'd like to return these executive Jesus shoes. They appear to be deffective. As you can see, they appear to sink in water ... :o

May 27, 2004, 09:13 PM
I'm trying to teach my cat to **** in my shoes.

May 27, 2004, 09:14 PM
Yeah, Bob just burst into flames. This is all that's left ...

May 27, 2004, 09:18 PM
What the hell and I supposed to do with these? I already have a pair.

May 27, 2004, 09:23 PM
two words: airport security.

... I have to stop now. :D

Sun Baked
May 27, 2004, 09:28 PM
This proves even corporate management can qualify for the stinky feet competition.

May 27, 2004, 09:32 PM
No sir, YOU don't understand- this IS my stool sample.

May 27, 2004, 10:14 PM
The other guys at the office kept hazing frank. But the shoe prank went just a tad too far, and was he ever pissed.

Thomas Veil
May 28, 2004, 09:44 AM
"Now the next step in your Mafia training, gentlemen, is to pour in the cement."

May 28, 2004, 10:26 AM

Thiank up a caption - as ridiculous as possible. :D
No Frank!!! I said bring BOOZE for the office party!

May 28, 2004, 10:38 AM
Lawrence was not amused that someone from Accounts had glued his shoes into a plastic box. He presumed this was retaliation for the infamous goldfish last year. He accepted his fate with good grace.

May 28, 2004, 11:32 AM
Watson.... Its only a suspect if there are feet inside.

This is the first in our beach-ready wingtip line.

If the shoe fits, steal it, wear it, and return it for a refund.

Do I look like I like them?

I'm... too sexy for my shoes...

Spit shine? How barbaric.

Are you ready for the second course?

Now you can have dishpan feet too!

I'm cultivating toe-cheese samples.

I said Jordan's, you numbskull!

This is your feet on drugs.

Cows, can eat 'em, can't walk without 'em.

My dear sir, I'm a dishwasher.

Our new line of designer waterproof shoe-boxes!

Doctor Q
May 28, 2004, 01:53 PM
It's a lousy cafeteria, but I was hungry and they only had two left, so I took them both.

Chip NoVaMac
May 28, 2004, 02:58 PM
Are these the WMD that you have been looking for?

May 28, 2004, 03:03 PM
Housing projects for old ladies with numerous children. Now available in a deluxe Executive model

May 28, 2004, 03:47 PM
Your uncle, the Wicked Warlock of the Northeast died. He would have wanted you to have these. :rolleyes:

Jun 18, 2004, 10:51 AM
It's simple, really. We just put these in a 375 degree oven for 45 minutes.

Coming up next on "Cooking with Suits"...

Chip NoVaMac
Jun 18, 2004, 12:03 PM
While Martha's away, i'll be filling in. Today we will make filet of sole.

Jun 18, 2004, 12:08 PM
'Right, Ms Carshalton, would you please bring Mr Jobs his kick-in the-***-boots? Some fool here has mistakenly published our top secret new gadget on our website again.'

Jun 18, 2004, 12:26 PM
Please sir, can I have some more..

Jun 18, 2004, 12:51 PM
Table for three, please.

Jun 18, 2004, 02:55 PM
forget the shoes. You ought to see where he keeps his underwear.

Jun 18, 2004, 02:58 PM
D.E.A. agent #1: I'm taking these shoes into evidence.
D.E.A. agent #2: Jim, they're just shoes.
D.E.A. agent #1: Yes, but they're laced! :o

Jun 18, 2004, 03:09 PM
Just tell him how strong he is. He thinks he's lifting his invisible friend--he does it all the time. Don't confront him or he'll flip!

Jun 18, 2004, 05:19 PM
Where's my bonus! :mad:

I asked for staplers... not paper weights! :rolleyes:

New Company policy: all employees must deposit footwear at beginning of shift... to ensure that they won't leave early. :p

It is inevitable.... my boss will kick my *** when he finds out what I did to his presentation... all I can do is ease my pain. :D

Send me in.... I am ready to negotiate. (few seconds later) ... We got the deal. :cool: