one more thing sj: eventually give us a $1,999 tibook

[jefhatfield]

in the same vein as a $999 ibook (see other thread), why not a basic $1,999 usd tibook

as for the stats, i can't really say, but the pc side has some tasty laptops for under two grand these days running pentium 4s with ddr ram or amd athlon xp's

i will admit that is five hundred less than the best offering while a $999 ibook would only be two hundred dollars less...so a sub-two grand tibook is asking a lot

so why not by next christmas, 2003?

any thoughts?

[billiam0878]

Completely agree. If Apple does in fact update the PowerBooks to 1GHz in the fall, why couldn't they keep the 800MHz model as the base, with a 933MHz & 1GHz as the higher models. If the bundled the 800 with a 20GB hard disk and 256MB RAM I don't see why they couldn't sell if for under a couple grand. Furthermore, Apple could keep the $2499 price for a 933MHz model with a 40GB hard drive and 512MB RAM, and they could sell a maxed GHz TiBook with 60GB HD, 64MB graphics & 1.0GB RAM for $3499. It could be done and I bet they'd sell a boat load :)

Bill

[jefhatfield]

Originally posted by billiam0878
Completely agree. If Apple does in fact update the PowerBooks to 1GHz in the fall, why couldn't they keep the 800MHz model as the base, with a 933MHz & 1GHz as the higher models. If the bundled the 800 with a 20GB hard disk and 256MB RAM I don't see why they couldn't sell if for under a couple grand. Furthermore, Apple could keep the $2499 price for a 933MHz model with a 40GB hard drive and 512MB RAM, and they could sell a maxed GHz TiBook with 60GB HD, 64MB graphics & 1.0GB RAM for $3499. It could be done and I bet they'd sell a boat load :)

Bill

that would be a great idea...and if apple could not do it with the 800, then let them do it with the tibook 667...any tibook under 2 thousand would sell to pros on a budget

what is amazing is how the large cinema screen came way down in price from 4 grand to 3 grand in one fell swoop

[AlphaTech]

If the past is any gauge, Apple will NOT have three TiBook speeds out at a single time. The typical speed difference between the models is anywhere from 100MHz to 133MHz. Just look at the rev. a, b, and c models.

There could be an 800MHz and 933MHz models, or 867MHz and 1GHz.

[jefhatfield]

Originally posted by AlphaTech
If the past is any gauge, Apple will NOT have three TiBook speeds out at a single time. The typical speed difference between the models is anywhere from 100MHz to 133MHz. Just look at the rev. a, b, and c models.

There could be an 800MHz and 933MHz models, or 867MHz and 1GHz.

do you think apple could go below $1999 this year on any tibook...even if it's a closeout?

off topic btw...the laguna seca rocket bike races were on this weekend in my neck of the woods...many very fast bikes and i saw some great machines but i would never buy something so dangerous

...but they were nice to look at...30k+ bikes that you can't find in the dealerships and many machines one of a kind or custom made for ultra rich racers or yuppies

but these dudes were tailgating me everywhere including the parking lot...too much sperm in the scrotum area...somebody better show these guys some relief and give them tossing lessons:p

[AlphaTech]

Well, jef, if you didn't drive like a 90+ year old woman, they wouldn't have been tailgating your ass... :eek: :eek: :eek: :D

I really don't see Apple putting a sub $2000 TiBook at this point. Considering how they currently offer the two models at $2500 and $3200 (retail).

You MIGHT be able to find the current 667MHz model on clear-out for close to the $2000 mark when the next set of speeds gets announced. Just don't count on it happening, especially from Apple.

[jefhatfield]

Originally posted by AlphaTech
Well, jef, if you didn't drive like a 90+ year old woman, they wouldn't have been tailgating your ass... :eek: :eek: :eek: :D



but how fast could i drive with a decent hand job being applied to me while i drive highway 1 or 101?:D

betcha can't do that on a motorcycle:eek: :eek:

[job]

Originally posted by jefhatfield



betcha can't do that on a motorcycle:eek: :eek:

I think Alpha could find a way. :D :D

[jefhatfield]

Originally posted by hitman


I think Alpha could find a way. :D :D

alpha, the KY cruiser!!!!!!!!!

ok, that stuff is expensive, but vaseline keeps its "properties" even during "windy" rides...ha ha:p

[job]

Originally posted by jefhatfield
ok, that stuff is expensive, but vaseline keeps its "properties" even during "windy" rides...ha ha:p

I wonder how that stuff would work with all that leather. :D :D

[AlphaTech]

Originally posted by jefhatfield
but how fast could i drive with a decent hand job being applied to me while i drive highway 1 or 101?:D

betcha can't do that on a motorcycle:eek: :eek:

All I need is a good woman on the Harley with me and it's a done deal... :eek: :eek: :eek: :D

[jefhatfield]

Originally posted by hitman


I wonder how that stuff would work with all that leather. :D :D

who the heck cares what the leather can do...the vaseline works under the leather to one's gentle tissues:D :D

[AlphaTech]

Originally posted by hitman
I wonder how that stuff would work with all that leather. :D :D

I don't have leather pants, but it can be a bit tricky with the jeans... :D That's why it takes a good woman. ;) It also helps if she doesn't need to look, so that we can keep riding. I might have to get a 'sissy bar' if she wants to do that too often, so that she can benefit from the Milwaukee vibrator. :eek: :eek: :D

[jefhatfield]

Originally posted by AlphaTech


I don't have leather pants, but it can be a bit tricky with the jeans... :D That's why it takes a good woman. ;) It also helps if she doesn't need to look, so that we can keep riding. I might have to get a 'sissy bar' if she wants to do that too often, so that she can benefit from the Milwaukee vibrator. :eek: :eek: :D


in your ass or hers!

a good fast setting can make one call out to the ancient, long gone gods:D

[AlphaTech]

Originally posted by jefhatfield
in your ass or hers!

Yours, you freak... Besides, my seat is lower then hers, with a backrest section to prevent her from making such moves... HD designed the saddle that way. :p :D

[jefhatfield]

Originally posted by AlphaTech


Yours, you freak... Besides, my seat is lower then hers, with a backrest section to prevent her from making such moves... HD designed the saddle that way. :p :D

you should try it...not perverted or gay or anything like that

have an open mind, buddy, and she can take you to the moon

ok, i admit, i used to read xavier hollander's great articles in penthouse and i learned a lot...this was all before i went to microsoft school and became a certified technician

[menoinjun]

Interesting subject guys...

-Pete

[AlphaTech]

Jef, you really ARE a freak... My ass is one of the portals in my being that are outgoing traffic only zones. Things go out, but nothing goes in... ever. :p

[jefhatfield]

Originally posted by ptrauber
Interesting subject guys...

-Pete

better than a successful recovery of a 4000 series cisco router or a bug fix on a windows 2000 network is a nice sleep inducing orgasm

happy techs make good techs!

now better than the wicky wicky is the perfect 1/3 pound cheeseburger for lunch

getting giddy with 1,000 calories of beef fat is a way to make us compute into the the wee hours of the morning!

:p

[jefhatfield]

Originally posted by AlphaTech
Jef, you really ARE a freak... My ass is one of the portals in my being that are outgoing traffic only zones. Things go out, but nothing goes in... ever. :p

YES, i am a freak...i am a techie working toward my master's in computer related studies

i am going to damn myself here, but i got off big time when the g3 ibook processor got full speed level two cache of 512 k

i would seriously think a g4 ibook would be more sexy than pamela anderson

yes, i am a geek...690 math on SAT...what else do you expect...he he

[jefhatfield]

Originally posted by AlphaTech
Jef, you really ARE a freak... My ass is one of the portals in my being that are outgoing traffic only zones. Things go out, but nothing goes in... ever. :p

truth be told, being almost 40 there is nothing to hide, there was this one woman doctor, fine, very fine, and she had to to one of those routine anal probes

man, i almost passed out

and then she told my girlfriend i was "very cute"

too much

[AlphaTech]

Originally posted by jefhatfield
too much

Aye, way too much info there jeffer... :eek: :eek: :eek: :rolleyes:

[job]

Originally posted by AlphaTech


Aye, way too much info there jeffer... :eek: :eek: :eek: :rolleyes:

Indeed, that was more than I needed to know. :rolleyes: :D

[AlphaTech]

Hey hitman... are you a tit-man or an ass-man??? :eek: :eek: Of course, I AM referring to the female body parts you like the most... I wouldn't be that perverted to say otherwise (at least not this early in the day).

[job]

Originally posted by AlphaTech
Hey hitman... are you a tit-man or an ass-man??? :eek: :eek: Of course, I AM referring to the female body parts you like the most... I wouldn't be that perverted to say otherwise (at least not this early in the day).

Hmm, very good question. I'm probably more of an "ass-man" than a "tit-man." I could not stand it if they had layers of flab all over the place.

And you would be.....?:D

[AlphaTech]

I have to admit... There's nothing finer then a nice rack... :D Not huge, but proportioned correctly to the woman's body. A nice caboose helps too... nothing too large, but just the right size for her body. It's nice to watch a woman walking away from you with a tight ass, just like it's a pleasure to watch her coming towards you with a nice pair of head-lights. ;) :D

[job]

Originally posted by AlphaTech
It's nice to watch a woman walking away from you with a tight ass, just like it's a pleasure to watch her coming towards you with a nice pair of head-lights. ;) :D

So your a bit of both then. A tit-ass-man! :eek: :D :D

What about the face, or does that not matter as much? :D

[AlphaTech]

Originally posted by hitman
What about the face, or does that not matter as much? :D

Well, since I wasn't talking about the face to start with... :p

Of course I like a good looking woman... cute is even better. Cute and Asian is the ultimate... :D

[jefhatfield]

Originally posted by AlphaTech


Well, since I wasn't talking about the face to start with... :p

Of course I like a good looking woman... cute is even better. Cute and Asian is the ultimate... :D

i am not cute or even a woman, but i am an asian

maybe i am your type alphatech:eek: :confused: :rolleyes: ;) :D

[job]

How about a woman who says these things... :D

[AlphaTech]

well hitman, I have to say, most of that looks damn good... You can drop football, golf and hunting and replace it with riding the Harley and maybe fishing... :D

[job]

Originally posted by AlphaTech
well hitman, I have to say, most of that looks damn good... You can drop football, golf and hunting and replace it with riding the Harley and maybe fishing... :D

Different strokes for different folks. :D :D

[AlphaTech]

As long as she looks as good as that blonde in the pic, she can stroke me as much as she wants... :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :D :D

[job]

Or #20 over and over again...:D :D

[AlphaTech]

#24 was good too... :D

[job]

Heh. :D

#3 is nice too. :D

[AlphaTech]

#6 has to take the cake though... especially when the woman is built like that... :eek: :eek: :eek: :D:D:D

[job]

:D :D

I must admit though, if she said #25 I'd be speechless for a good 10 minutes...:D

I wonder where jefhatfield is...:D

[AlphaTech]

sheeeeit, I'd ask her to demonstrate her new talents. :D

[AlphaTech]

Originally posted by hitman
I wonder where jefhatfield is...:D

I think he is away getting something placed into his exit portal... :eek: :eek:

[job]

Originally posted by AlphaTech
sheeeeit, I'd ask her to demonstrate her new talents. :D

I'd ask here to do more than just demonstrate. :D :D :D

[jefhatfield]

Originally posted by AlphaTech


I think he is away getting something placed into his exit portal... :eek: :eek:

two fingers but working towards three:)

[job]

Originally posted by AlphaTech


I think he is away getting something placed into his exit portal... :eek: :eek:

That ain't right...:eek:

He kept going on about it too. :eek:

Just 9 more posts until my 'tar. :D

[AlphaTech]

Originally posted by jefhatfield
two fingers but working towards three:)

Bubba, we have said it before... too much info there... Sheeeesh. :rolleyes:

[AlphaTech]

Originally posted by hitman


That ain't right...:eek:

He kept going on about it too. :eek:

Just 9 more posts until my 'tar. :D

I think someone needs to cram a large cork up his orfice... or something else that will make him stop talking about what is going up there...

[job]

Originally posted by AlphaTech
I think someone needs to cram a large cork up his orfice...

Which one, his mouth or the other "orifice?"
:D :D

[AlphaTech]

Originally posted by hitman
Which one, his mouth or the other "orifice?"
:D :D

yes... both actually... :eek: :eek: :eek: :D

[job]

Actually that might be a bad idea....

He might enjoy that...:eek: :eek: :D

[jefhatfield]

Originally posted by AlphaTech


yes... both actually... :eek: :eek: :eek: :D

i have been able to manage to put my fist in my mouth though:D

[AlphaTech]

Originally posted by jefhatfield
i have been able to manage to put my fist in my mouth though:D

Then why did you pull it out????

You are one sick ****er you know... Especially since you seem proud of that statement, as well as putting x fingers into your caboose. :rolleyes:

[job]

Or that nurse comment....

**Shudder**

[jefhatfield]

now that i sufficiently grossed everybody out..he he, what do you all think about the possibility of a $1,999 tibook?

[AlphaTech]

Originally posted by jefhatfield
now that i sufficiently grossed everybody out..he he, what do you all think about the possibility of a $1,999 tibook?

The words 'snowball' and 'hell' come to mind, with a couple of words between those...

I don't even want to know which part of you is shrinking... that's twisted, even for you jefhornyfield...

[job]

He's just trying to hide it all behind apparent geek talk....I'm not fooled. :D :D

I think the $999 iBook is a better possibility.

[jefhatfield]

Originally posted by AlphaTech


The words 'snowball'...

hey, alpha said snowball:D

[job]

Originally posted by jefhatfield
vaseline

And you said Vaseline. :D :D

[jefhatfield]

Originally posted by hitman


And you said Vaseline. :D :D

i did? vaseline doesn't wash off as easily as ky jelly

...plus ky holds down the cowlicks so i don't always look too much like a geek all the time

[AlphaTech]

Originally posted by jefhatfield


hey, alpha said snowball:D

I suggest standing up for a while, you're stifling your brain. :eek: :eek: :eek: :D

[job]

Originally posted by AlphaTech


I suggest standing up for a while, you're stifling your brain. :eek: :eek: :eek: :D

What brain? :D :D

[jefhatfield]

Originally posted by hitman


What brain? :D :D

say wha?

[job]

Just having some fun. :D :D

[jefhatfield]

usually i am serious spouting politics or putting out flamewars, but on this thread, since there was not a big reaction, i decided to get wicky wicky and pick on alpha

must be shame about the bowel movement phenomenon

his buttons are really easy to push:eek: :p