My family has a programmable Loom... does that count?
How much RAM was in that beast?
That depends on how much raw materials you want to buy.
I wasn't making another one of those sheep jokes - honest
How many remember this sweet thing? The Tandy5000 MC Pro back in '89? A walloping 20Mhz, VGA Graphic (2MB) with 16MB HD, yours for only $8499. I settled for an IBM Clone since it had 4 more MB capacity. Good ole' PageMaker days.