The Mac Mini is a pile of garbage. And its a joke. ( Downvote all you want, I don't care ) So don't mention it
Whenever someone asks me to recommend an Apple,and they want a Mini, I tell them to work harder and buy an iMac.
For me anyway, the Mini is an example of a uselessly small form factor, that compromises the rest of the machine.
I get that the mini isn't for you, but you're just being a snob. Our living room television has a g4 mini hooked up to it along with an apple tv. We love it in our house. Sure I could throw something else there, but it's cool and quiet. I still use my old mini in my bedroom as my p.c.. I bought it refurbished after the model was about a year old... here I am about six years later still using it. Sure I will upgrade soon, but really, it's paid for itself over the years with various jobs. You are not the measure of every user.
Back on topic though, one word... Tomtom.