Woman Accused of Smothering Boyfriend With Breasts

Huntn · Jan 19, 2013, 09:51 AM

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Noted in the article, it's not the first time a woman has used her breasts as weapons, and I bet they did not look like these

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A Washington woman is accused of using her breasts to smother and kill her boyfriend after an altercation at their mobile home.

Donna Lange, a 51-year-old woman from Everett, Wash., is believed to have suffocated her boyfriend to death with her breasts on Saturday, Jan. 12, according to Seattle's KIRO 7 Eyewitness News. Deputies, called to the Airport Inn trailer park at 12:45 a.m. for a disturbance report, found medics performing CPR on Lange's 51-year-old alleged boyfriend, who was later pronounced dead at Swedish Hospital.

Kiro 7 reports that witnesses claims they saw Lange throw her boyfriend down in the back of the mobile home. She was later found by witnesses with her chest covering the victim's face. Police noted the size difference between Lange and her boyfriend -- she was 5-feet, 6-inches and 192 pounds, he was 5-feet, 7-inches and 175 pounds.

JoshMKB24 · Jan 19, 2013, 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Huntn

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Noted in the article, it's not the first time a woman has used her breasts as weapons, and I bet they did not look like these

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There are worse ways to go I suppose

Solomani · Jan 22, 2013, 06:36 AM

She had the breast of intentions.

firedept · 03:56 PM

What a boob he was for falling for it. Thank you for the mammarys. There will be quite the inbreastigation into this case.

blesio · Jan 22, 2013, 08:19 AM

That's a death I'd like to have

get smothered bytes wife's titties

jessica. · Jan 22, 2013, 08:32 AM

The Government needs to do something about this. It is time to intervene and control how breasts are used.

thehustleman · Jan 22, 2013, 08:43 AM

Nice

designs216 · Jan 22, 2013, 11:24 AM

Smotherly, trailer park love.

ratsg · Jan 22, 2013, 02:04 PM

pics or it didn't happen?

chrisrosemusic1 · Jan 22, 2013, 03:01 PM

At 51 years old I bet they were big old spaniel's ears.

Jaffa Cake · Jan 22, 2013, 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by jessica.

The Government needs to do something about this. It is time to intervene and control how breasts are used.

I disagree, I'm opposed to any legislation that will limit people's access to breasts.

If anything, we need more breasts.

jessica. · Jan 22, 2013, 04:06 PM

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I disagree, I'm opposed to any legislation that will limit people's access to breasts.

If anything, we need more breasts.

I was being facetious.

Tilpots · Jan 22, 2013, 05:32 PM

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Originally Posted by jessica.

I was being facetious.

Don't motorboat me to death, but so was he.

TedM · Jan 22, 2013, 05:48 PM

Wow. And she would of gotten away with it too if it weren't for soooo many witnesses. lololololol

Antares · Jan 22, 2013, 06:38 PM

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Originally Posted by jessica.

The Government needs to do something about this. It is time to intervene and control how breasts are used.

Yes. Now is the time! Congress needs to pass new legislation on breast violence. There is no need for people to have breasts over a certain size. All breasts must be registered and we must close the loophole that allows people free access to breasts without a background check.

If we can save even one life from smothering, we must act!

noteple · Jan 22, 2013, 06:43 PM

The line for background checks forms to the left

Tomorrow · Jan 22, 2013, 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by jessica.

The Government needs to do something about this. It is time to intervene and control how breasts are used.

A breast's sole purpose is to be...ahhh, nevermind.

dXTC · 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Antares

Yes. Now is the time! Congress needs to pass new legislation on breast violence. There is no need for people to have breasts over a certain size. All breasts must be registered and we must close the loophole that allows people free access to breasts without a background check.

If we can save even one life from smothering, we must act!

Seen preemptively turning herself in to authorities:

click here for pictures and article/NSFW, but not a porn site

ravenvii · Jan 23, 2013, 10:03 PM

Indeed.

oldgeezer · Jan 25, 2013, 10:34 PM

We have a constitutional amendment that gives us the right to bear arms. We need one that gives usnthe right to bare breasts.

Huntn · Jan 26, 2013, 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Tilpots

Don't motorboat me to death, but so was he.

Lol. First time I heard that term might have been in Wedding Crashers.

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Originally Posted by dXTC

Seen preemptively turning herself in to authorities:

click here for pictures and article/NSFW, but not a porn site

Incredible smothering potential in those weapons... BTW, that can't be good for one's health, especially her poor back.

dXTC · Jan 26, 2013, 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Huntn

Incredible smothering potential in those weapons... BTW, that can't be good for one's health, especially her poor back.

She does have some difficulty with them, yes, including back problems and having to have all her bras custom-made. Then again, she's in the Guinness Book Of World Records for the largest recorded pair of natural breasts (not modified by surgery or hormone), and gets paid pretty well as an adult model.

ChristianJapan · Jan 26, 2013, 03:35 PM

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Seen preemptively turning herself in to authorities:

click here for pictures and article/NSFW, but not a porn site

I can see some problem to carry the "weapon" concealed

SkyBell · Jan 27, 2013, 03:27 AM

Words, you've failed me once again.

Technarchy · Jan 27, 2013, 03:38 AM

Eh, not a bad way to go.

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