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Woman Accused of Smothering Boyfriend With Breasts

The gaming industry will exploit this, I guarantee. Within 2 weeks, we will see a new iOS game by Rovio called "Angry Breasts"
 
Woody Allen (from Everything You Always Wanted To Kniw About Sex-Are The Findings Of Sex Researchers And Doctors Accurate?):
"A giant tit! (reports to police station whose sherrif radios, "Be on the lookout for a large breast, about a 4,000 in an x cup!"
Upon finding a victim, W.A notes, "This one must be serving half and half...yeah, the cream slowed him up and the milk killed him him"!
Can't wait to see what 'inland security' will do..send threateningly large ones to nearby orphanages with "a lot of hungry babies"!
 
Solomani said:
The gaming industry will exploit this, I guarantee. Within 2 weeks, we will see a new iOS game by Rovio called "Angry Breasts"
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Yeah. Starring these guys...

blue-footed-booby-two-300x225.jpg


...get it? Get it?

[crickets]

...uhm... I'm here all week?
 
ericrwalker said:
Anything over a B cup could be considered an Assault Breast.?.? 😕

Why would anyone need anything more than a B?
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Responsible Fondlers have rights too! We demand 44" chest with expanded cups!!

No one was ever harmed by someone with an Exposed Brest Permit.
 
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