Better idea, don't go to the MacRumors site or any other site relating to Apple and simply wait for the recording to appear on the Apple website.
http://www.apple.com/apple-events/
Enjoy the surprise.
Current iOS devices, as of iOS 3.1, can simulate pressure sensitivity through the use of private APIs with great accuracy. Apple has yet to use or publish this API though.
Uhhh... have you tried this? When you go to that Apple page, it's covered with photos and ads of the new products they've unveiled. Maybe if they provided a direct video link...
UPDATE: OMG, rainbows of white, you were 100% accurate! I must have been confusing this direct media link with the front page. The apple events link really IS spoiler free! Thank you so much for the link, and I apologize for my error.
you mean like Paper by fiftythree?
I think we are exactly the same people.... Haha