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Old Nov 10, 2013, 03:07 PM   #426
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Nike calls this "Cheetah". Looks more like Chernenko to me.

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Old Dec 5, 2013, 09:18 PM   #430
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Old Dec 6, 2013, 06:40 AM   #431
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What do you call one of Lassie's sad little pups?

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Old Dec 6, 2013, 07:06 AM   #432
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unique up on it.

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Old Dec 27, 2013, 09:02 PM   #433
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Old Dec 28, 2013, 08:44 AM   #434
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A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. Suddenly the horse falls into a mud hole and starts sinking. He tells the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farmer, but the farmer can't be found.

So he drives the farmer's Mercedes back to the hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend and drives forward saving the horse from sinking.

A few days later, the chicken and horse are playing in the meadow again, and the chicken falls into a mud hole. The chicken tells the horse to go and get some help from the farmer.

The horse says: "I think I can get you out."

So he stretches over the width of the hole and says: "Grab hold of my 'thing' and pull yourself up."

The chicken does this and is pulled to safety. Moral of the story: If you are hung like a horse, you don't need a Mercedes to pick up chicks.

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