Court Rules Woman Not Liable in Sex Suit

Almost sounds like an injury we'd expect to hear about on Drew Carey.

Could someone please explain to me how you can fracture a penis?
It's not like it has any bones in it.

Now that's an odd story. I've never heard anything quite like it. "Ow" is right, in more ways than one...

Blue Velvet said:

Could someone please explain to me how you can fracture a penis?
It's not like it has any bones in it.

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Here you go Blue... ouch!

Jaffa Cake said:

Here you go Blue... ouch!

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A 'cracking' noise.

Blue Velvet said:

A 'cracking' noise.

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I suddenly have an intense urge to curl up in the fetal position.

omg ouch ouch ouch bad link bad link

Symptoms include "Immediate loss of erection."

No, really?

virividox said:

omg ouch ouch ouch bad link bad link

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You think that's bad? Be grateful I didn't post the link I found with pictures!

mkrishnan said:

I suddenly have an intense urge to curl up in the fetal position.

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Ditto! Oh snap... (pun intended)

Hemingray said:

Ditto! Oh snap... (pun intended)

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Remind me to sign my penis up for self-defense classes.

BOSTON - A woman isn't legally responsible for injuries her boyfriend suffered while they were having consensual sex more than a decade ago, a state appeals court ruled Monday.

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So it didn't stand up in court?

Sorry.

I knew a couple that had this issue when I was back in college. She moved, they fell off the bed, he heard the cracking sound. The net result for him was some bad bruising and a good story.

Advice should be sought quickly. Key elements in treating a fractured penis are:

pain relief

ice packs (always cover with a cloth before applying to skin)

support

anti-inflammatory drugs.

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Lots and lots of ice.

MongoTheGeek said:

I knew a couple that had this issue when I was back in college. She moved, they fell off the bed, he heard the cracking sound. The net result for him was some bad bruising and a good story.

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And the ability to hit the really high notes.

mactastic said:

Symptoms include "Immediate loss of erection."

No, really?

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Not to mention the immediate loss of "baby-making ability."

Oh damn you! I really didn't need to read that story. I read it 15 minutes ago and went on surfing, but I'm still queasy and can't get rid of the thought of my penis making a 'cracking' noise.

A CRACKING NOISE!!!

EWWWWWWW! NASTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


So, during sports, (Baseball) w/o a cup.

Tim:"Its for you johnny!"
Howard:"No tim, I got it!"
Concerned Father:"Howard what the HELL was that?"
Stupid 4 year old:"Howard, did you fart?"
Howard: "I just fractured my penis, no biggie"

Any men, just imagine a BIG cracking noise - imagine its an almond and imagine a nutcracker cracking it and a big CRACK sound comes... EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
WWWWWWWW!

That is a very odd case. Woman seemed to get the benefit of the doubt.

Jaffa Cake said:

So it didn't stand up in court?

Sorry.

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More like the case was dismissed due to lack of hard evidence.

I'm sorry too.

wdlove said:

Woman seemed to get the benefit of the doubt.

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She should get the benefit of the doubt since I'd say it's unlikely for consensual lovers to try to fracture penises. She was probably pretty shocked too!

Happened when she moved unexpectedly? Hmm, perhaps that's why women used to be told just to lie back and think of England...

Ouch.

Heh, I dont think you'd be able to hear the "cracking" noise, because you'd be screaming at the top of your lungs in pain.