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British fakers

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diorio

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It seems that women aren't the only ones faking "it" in the bedroom, men are doing it too. Orgasmo (I don't know why, but I'm obsessed with British sex current events.)
 
Er... how do boys fake it? I thought it only goes soft if it, you know, reaches its goal. Or can you fake 'soft'?!

Just a dyke in need of answers... 🙂
 
I don't know how you guys are faking - maybe with a condom, but even then, you have to have some sort of evidence of actually getting there, right?

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god how i've wished i could fake it at times... i've faked *enjoyment* a lot, the orgasms were on their own--

BTW, on Wellbutrin, many guys can have multiples 😉

pnw
 
Originally posted by scem0
why would a guy fake it in the 1st place?
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you're just showing you're inexperience there.....I could think of several reasons, but personally, I wouldn't and just comment to my wife that it ain't going to happen tonight 😉 which sometimes happens if you've had a bit to drink....but its still fun trying.

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Sometimes, after a couple of hours, the girl gets tired. Sometimes the guy just doesn't feel like finishing. But...

Originally posted by dukestreet

....but its still fun trying.
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Let's say you get done too quickly. Instead of being embarasssed, try and keep it up and keep going for at least a somewhat respectable amount of time. When you figure you've at least competed with her ex-boyfriends, then fake it and go to sleep!

But.... umm... that's just a guess. I wouldn't really know about that myself. 🙄
 
Originally posted by springscansing


I guess you've not had many sexual encounters, huh.
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That's not necessarily a bad thing... 😛

The few girls I've been with, I had absolutely no reason to "fake it", so I can't really comprehend wanting to do that either. And may that day never come. (Oops, this belongs in the pun thread! Bwahaha! 😀 Heh, sorry...)
 
Originally posted by Hemingray


That's not necessarily a bad thing... 😛

The few girls I've been with, I had absolutely no reason to "fake it", so I can't really comprehend wanting to do that either. And may that day never come. (Oops, this belongs in the pun thread! Bwahaha! 😀 Heh, sorry...)
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Well at least you spelled it with a "ome" and not a "um".😀
 
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