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Alternative Terminology for Wintel Topics

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quanta

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i thought it would be interesting to compile a list of the names we use to indicate our distaste for all things Wintel, so i am asking that you help me out by contributing both common and the not so common re-nomers which you've encountered or created.

PeeCee
Windoze
M$

Those are three which i can think of off hand, so go ahead and add to 'em!
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Okay:

For my 1000th post......a little satire:

Hell Dimensia "Hey, you've gone to Hell!" 😀

Wintel Celery processors

Winblows 2K

Monkey Boy Balmer

Satan Inside

Partially Compatible..............Pile of Crap..............Partially Computes

"It's not a bug IT'S A FEATURE!!!!"

Reliable M$ server=Linux running NT over top so the sysop can play Unreal.

Plug n Pray architecture

BSOD

"What's a BIOS?"

😀

Only BG could get away with calling a kernel panic an upgrade.

If M$ ran the CDC we'd all be dead by now and Cyphillus would run the nation.
 
oh my thats is so funny

thank u firewire2001 thats one of the funniest sights that ive ever seen.
heres my favorite name for the "darkside"
"Dude Ur Going to Hell"
oh yeah and dont use PC any more cuz IBM didnt create it some writer did. It has nothing to do with M$, Winblows, Small Blue (Formally know as Big Blue)
Sorry I dont have more to contribute.
 
Lol... YOu can play with that for hours... LOL... Every App is so funny...

Funny enough a PC user actually showed me that link... lol
 
Re: Okay:

Originally posted by mischief
For my 1000th post......a little satire:

Hell Dimensia "Hey, you've gone to Hell!" 😀

Wintel Celery processors

Winblows 2K

Monkey Boy Balmer

Satan Inside

Partially Compatible..............Pile of Crap..............Partially Computes

"It's not a bug IT'S A FEATURE!!!!"

Reliable M$ server=Linux running NT over top so the sysop can play Unreal.

Plug n Pray architecture

BSOD

"What's a BIOS?"

😀

Only BG could get away with calling a kernel panic an upgrade.

If M$ ran the CDC we'd all be dead by now and Cyphillus would run the nation.
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1000...that is a real feat, and in such a short time, too

congrats mischief

now two of spikey's anti-zealots are in the four digit range😛
 
how about windows 98 second enema... windows [why] me, heXPee...

windows, the hackers OS of choice... to nuke that is.

Oh yeah, and don't forget, every version of windblows is a beta, until at least the first service pack, or release/edition.
 
It is is nice that we are all united in the absolute hating of Windows!

Ensign (See the attachment, its not supposed to be offensive to anybody, I didn't make it!)
 

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XPiss.

I have quite a few other dirty names... but I'm trying to keep it as clean as possible.


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irmongoose
 
Originally posted by macstudent
Windows CE
Windows ME
+ Windows NT
-------------------
= CEMENT!
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this should have been mentioned in one of the threads about M$ calling Unix 'unflexible' 😛
 
I can't believe no one has posted a list of variants on the word "Microsoft". Oh well, someone's gotta do it. I'll try to keep it relatively clean:
micro$oft
microsucks
microsoff
microhard
microsloth
micro off
mightgooff
microscoff
micronot
microstiff
microcrock
microshaft

I'm sure you can think of more... and of course, you can mix and match 'micro' with 'macro,' 'monkey,' 'mega,' or any number of other 'm' words for even more fun!
 
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