|Oct 16, 2007, 12:12 PM||#1|
Think Different poem: redux
With gentle affection for some of my fellow MR users... no offence intended, just a bit of fun
Here’s to the crazy ones.
The round pegs in the square holes.
The ones who see things differently. They’re not fond of buying products you can't easily hack.
And they have no respect for iPhone firmware updates. You can flame them, laugh at them, multi-quote them,
disbelieve them, glorify or vilify them.
About the only thing you can’t do is ignore them.
Because they create hundreds of threads on MacRumors every day telling you how hard done by they are.
They whinge. They moan. They complain.
They install multiple copies of OSX from one licence. They torrent. They moan about educational price discounts on world-class software.
They push their post count skywards.
Maybe they have to be crazy.
How else can you expect to get something for nothing?
Or buy an outdated product two days before a new one comes out?
Or gaze at pictures of the fabled xMac and tell Apple they're daft for not making it?
These kinds of people are tools.
While some see them as the crazy ones,
we see noobs.
Because the people who are crazy enough to think
they can demand a refund because of a product price drop, are the ones who do.
|Oct 16, 2007, 12:48 PM||#4|
Give this person a prize.
The thoughts in my head are rated TV-MA. Viewer discretion is advised.
So it is ok for the NSA to steal our personal data, but when Snowden does it he is a traitor?
|Oct 16, 2007, 01:34 PM||#8|
|Oct 17, 2007, 10:58 AM||#11|
I have heard of this earth-thing called "picnic" - please supply more data!
|Oct 17, 2007, 11:13 AM||#14|
"Carol, please clear my diary... I've got fellow Mac addicts to meet."
|Aug 15, 2008, 09:02 AM||#18|
And coming back to this thread just reminded me that I missed the 2008 picnic!
Gonna have to fire my PA... wait... that's me... damn
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