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Noise Violators forced to listen to... Barry Manilow!

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Fort Lupton Municipal Judge Paul Sacco says his novel punishment of forcing noise violators to listen to music they don't like for one hour has cut down on the number of repeat offenders in this northwestern Colorado prairie town.
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Video of a recent class showed teenagers with long faces shifting in their seats or looking up at the ceiling.

"You can't fall asleep," said teenager Rueben Fuentes right before letting out a bit of a sigh.
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I can't imagine a more horrible, yet suiting punishment!

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I read this in the newspaper today - brilliant! Make the punishment fit the crime has always been my opinion.
 
"I choose waterboarding. Give me waterboarding instead!!!!"



1 hour is far too short. They should make it 8 hours. That would really show them.
 
Barry totally falls under cruel and unusual.

I like it though, I really like it.

"That's right you damn hippies, you better turn down that music unless you want a visit from the Manilow!"

I seriously like this.
 
"Barry Manilow does not sleep....HE WAITS!!"


"Barry Manilow is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Barry Manilow."
 
I think the Barney songs would ultimately do me in.

"I love you, you love me, let's hang Bar-ney from a tree!"
 
synth3tik said:
Barry totally falls under cruel and unusual.

I like it though, I really like it.

"That's right you damn hippies, you better turn down that music unless you want a visit from the Manilow!"

I seriously like this.
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Imagine Nixon saying that, good god, its hilarious

"Listen you little beat neck kids, you better turn off that rock n roll before I get all Manilow on your asses"
 
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