xJus10x said:
I'm 14, but I think I'm getting a job soon and want to know if there is any great deals on a G5? Please help me find the cheapest deal possible!
Being that you are 14, your chances of getting a job that pays more than minimum wage are slim, so unless you want to be saving up for a very long time, I would consider the following alternate solutions:
+ Swipe your parent or guardian's credit card. Develop justification for your purchase by claiming that "you need it for school."
+ Sell one or more internal organs
+ In addition to your day and night jobs, consider setting up a lemonade stand on the sidewalk outside of your house. However, instead of selling lemonade, sell the neighborhood children to the Russian black market
+ Build your own G5 out of recycled aluminum cans, cracker jack prizes, and pure, unadulterated determination.
+ If all else fails, get cancer or other terminal disease, and submit yourself to the Make A Wish Foundation. Make a wish for a G5. Die.
Hey, just kidding! Just so you know, I am going to hell for this post.