Re: Re: Apple out of debt = cash cow
Originally posted by Downdivx
Here, here. Apple's a "unique" company that could understand and run Disney.
Apple has media creation and itunes is a revolutionary distribution method.
Disney and Apple would form a more vertically integrated company, but at the same time both could retain their uniqueness.
What's the best way to close the Pixar/Disney squabble? For Apple to buy Disney!
Exactly,
Downdivx!
Then
Apple could start a whole new computer division called
GOOFY Computers just to make PCs with
iNtel chips.
The new flagship desktop computer would be very cheap and come in a
do-it-to-yourself Kit for $269 called the
Tinker Bell Computer including a very very flat and very very small screen, sprinkled with protective
Pixie Dust, the
GOOFY laptop would be under 2" thick boasting the new
hot Intel Prescott® chip dubbed the
Steam Boat Willie SourBook® because it has to be water cooled and is powered not by a battery but by a
eHydrogen iFuelCell® so the exhaust is merely steam, thus the name
Steam Boat Willie.
All GOOFY computers would come with a tailless
Mickey MOUSE or a small portable USB
Minnie MOUSE, and a floating
Donald Duck FireWire800 keyboard with shuttle wheel, scroll wheel and built in
Buzz Lightyear Turbo TrackBall which would levitate 1/2" above the desktop using secret technology that was going to be called
déjà vu until some guy from Virginia Tech copyrighted the term first for some Big Mac computer (boy, is that a conflict or what), so now it's got to be called
déjà vu too! .
GOOFY could market a fire wireless
PLUTO Projector that's out of this world, the new Mini iPod would have to be renamed the
Minnie iPod, AirPort Extreme® would have its own antenna called an
Ariel which also works under water,
the GOFFY networking software would be automated through the newly patented
Mad Hatter setup.
AppleCare would have a
Cinderella clause where all initial warranties would expire after midnight at the end of 1-year, the other 2-years of purchased warranty would have so many loopholes the provisions would be called
Captain Hook clauses.
The mascot for BlueTooth® would become
Babe the Blue Ox and
Woody would be the hard working sponsor of the all new
iDrug through the
iDrugs Store along with his horse i
Re
xas a supplement to iTunes through the Evil Witch's iLink to the AppleStore, with a line of nutritional supplements under the
Pooh brand name...and the slogan
Kids just love GOFFY Pooh
Can't you just see the next
PepsiTunes ad on TV:
"Wash the
Pooh down with
Pepsi, while
downloading
iTunes from the
Apple Store on your
GOOFY Computer "
Some things just come together, don't they? Yes, I know - Pure geniass! That's me.
Hey, what do you think?