Out of curiousity how many ports do you (or anybody else reading this) use day to day on a notebook? I can only think of a thumb drive.
Definitely no thumb drive. I have the following connected to my MBP every day:
0. Charger
1. Dell 24" 4K monitor
2. Keyboard. Logitech used to have the diNovo bluetooth keyboard, but it's not manufactured anymore, and there's no usable bluetooth keyboard by any company. They all lack PgUp, PgDn, Home, End, Del, PrintScreen, which are must have buttons for my work.
3. Razer mouse.
4. Ethernet - USB adapter. Wifi is sometimes spotty at work, on and off.
5. A couple of External drives.
And sometimes a CF card reader. Yes, professional cameras still use CF cards, because they're much faster than SD.