So update on my search. Apparently I have actually started a quest and didnt know it. Apparently I'm on a quest more onerous than that of the holy grail. Who knew...
There are ZERO reviews of the HP M856. STOP. Think about that. That is their top end printer, and no one has reviewed it. There is nothing on twitter. Reddit. No major tech outlet. NOTHING.
Also, as far as I can tell, no real reviews of the Xerox C8000/9000 printers (beyond resellers with BS reviews
like this).
There are zero articles, therefor, comparing the Xerox C8000/9000 printer to the HP M856. Again, these are the top 2 printer companies, with their 2 top printers, and no one has bothered to review them or compare them.
BUT WAIT, THERE's more!
I called HP up to see if I could get a print sample. Their answer is No. We would get you a print sample from a cheap piece of **** inkjet, but not from our most expensive printer whose quality we love to tout in our marketing. It took them a week to confirm they wouldnt send me a sample. Oh, also I asked them about their 4800 ImageRET technology and if it really mixed 100k colors per dot, and here is my answer, from someone who's worked there over 20 years... 'No one has ever asked me that, I have no idea...here's a dead rat, go have fun'.
Moving on to Xerox, I am now at past week 2 of trying to get them to agree to send me a print out. "The Document Company" cant receive a 45MB PDF, or submit it internally, so I now compressed (for the document company) my PDF to 21MB and await to hear, that maybe, if I'm lucky, in 2-3 weeks, I might get a print sample.
This defies credulity.
This is crazy. It's like we are living in the matrix simulation and the developers just didnt feel like finishing this corner of reality.
Also, there used to be '
prosumer' grade 2400x2400dpi color laser printers. They seemingly have all gone away. Despite markets getting bigger than ever before, offerings are getting worse and worse. It's strange. More and more people are employed, yet achieving and doing less and less.