That was a very well-written April Fool's article--actually had me going for a bit, and darned funny. Question: If Monkeys actually didn't like the MacOS, would that be a positive or negative thing for Mac fans? Less universal, but it would speak in favor of the intelligence of the average Mac user.
If you really think about it, of course, some of the comments make it pretty clear that even if some nutcase did want to do this experiment it wouldn't be done this way, and I seriously doubt anyone would be willing to spend upwards of $2000 on replacement keyboards alone to figure out something so utterly useless.
Ain't April 1st great?