Favourite/best movie lines...

[Savage Henry]

I've remembered another one.

[Rather than simply add to my original post, for I believe the single lined point plays true to the overwhelming understatement of the context at hand, so I apologise to forum members for this brash and seemingly unnecessary post count increase.]

One of the most recent lines I love is the silent one you can't hear between Bill Murray and Scarlett Johansson at the end of 'Lost in Translation' ..... something so beautiful and personal was said that to hear it would be an act of crude voyeurism that takes away the tenderness of what it meant between the two people .... it just gets to me every time.

 

[Jaffa Cake]

Wasn't there another thread about this earlier this year?

Well, there was the Guess the Movie Quotes Game thread...

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!"
(Dr Strangelove)

 

[Palad1]

- I'm fuzzy on the whole good-bad thing. Define Bad
-Try to imagine all life as you know it suddenly ceasing to exist and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
- That would be.. bad?

- The sustain, listen to it.
- I don't hear anything.
- Well you would though, if I were playing.

- It's very nice.
- You know, just simple lines intertwining, you know, very much like - I'm really influenced by Mozart and Bach, and it's sort of in between those, really. It's like a Mach piece, really. It's sort of...
- What do you call this?
- Well, this piece is called "Lick My Love Pump".

- The numbers all go to eleven. Look, right across the board, eleven, eleven, eleven and...
- Oh, I see. And most amps go up to ten?
- Exactly.
- Does that mean it's louder? Is it any louder?
- Well, it's one louder, isn't it? It's not ten. You see, most blokes, you know, will be playing at ten. You're on ten here, all the way up, all the way up, all the way up, you're on ten on your guitar. Where can you go from there? Where?
- I don't know.
- Nowhere. Exactly. What we do is, if we need that extra push over the cliff, you know what we do?
- Put it up to eleven.
- Eleven. Exactly. One louder.
- Why don't you just make ten louder and make ten be the top number and make that a little louder?
- ... These go to eleven.

And of course..

- You hate people!
- But, I love gatherings, isn't it ironic?

 

[Agent Smith]

"Snakes. Why does it always have to be snakes?"

~Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark

 

[GroundLoop]

"There is no right or wrong. There's only fun and boring."

Plague from Hackers

Hickman

 

[devilot]

Jules: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Stop right there. Eating the bitch out and giving the bitch a foot massage ain't even the same fu**ing thing.
Vincent: It's not. It's the same ballpark.
<snip, but continued>
Vincent: Would you give a guy a foot massage?
Jules gives Vincent a long look, realizing he's been set up
Jules: F*** you.
Vincent: You give them a lot?
Jules: F*** you.
Vincent: You know, I'm getting kinda tired. I could use a foot massage myself.
Jules: Man, you best back off, I'm gittin' a little pissed here.




Jimmie: No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you see a sign out in front of my house that said Dead N***** Storage?
Jules: Jimmie, you know I ain't seen no...
Jimmie: Did you see a sign out in front of my house that said Dead N***** Storage?
Jules: [pause] No. I didn't.
Jimmie: You know WHY you didn't see that sign?
Jules: Why?
Jimmie: 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead N*****s ain't my F***ing business, that's why!

 

[iriejedi]

a few of mine

"Strange Things are afoot at the Circle K"
Bill and Ted's Exellent Adventure


"As You Wish!" {Wife hates this one as it is always used in context of a 'request'}
Princess Bride

 

[saunders45]

"I know" - Han Solo, The Empire Strikes Back ( gotta love that one)
" 'ats my boat" - Forrest Gump
" Aww Naww, you're one of those head killer mother f*****s!!! Don't kill me freaky jason, please don't kill me freaky jason!!" - Martin lawrence, Nothing to Lose

The Sandlot
"You're killing me Smalls"
"Wendy Peffercorn, mmmmm"
"For-ev-er, for-ev-er"
"Oh, you mean the great Bambino, I thought you said the great Bambi.
What? That wimpy deer?"



Any Ah-Nuld stuff:
"... and then you get to deal with all the fun of being a teenager, acne, shaving, premature ejaculation..." - Last Action Hero
"Get to the Choppa!!!", "Stick Around" - Predator
"He caught the train" - Commando
"He got 2!!!", - Jingle all the way
"Cool" - the Sixth Day
"Get Down!!!" - Every movie he's in....

 

[ohcrap]

"SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!!!!"

 

[jcarm24]

"The snozberries taste like SNOZberries"

 

[zelmo]

"It's so choice. If you have the means, I highly recommend picking one up." - Ferris Bueller from Ferris Bueller's Day Off

"Look into my eye." - Sarge from Aliens

 

[XNine]

I am jack's complete lack of surprise -Jack, Fight Club

BITCHIN! I feel like I could take on the whole world today! -Tetsuo, AKIRA

Yoohoo! I'll make you famous! - Billy The Kid, Young Guns II

Dante: 37! My girlfriend sucked 37 ****!
Customer: IN A ROW?! -Clerks

FLY FATASS FLYYYYY! -Jay, Mallrats

Hi, I'm Bob Loblaw. -Arrested Development

Who you calling scruffy looking? -Han Solo, Empire Strikes Back

Zed's dead baby... Zed's dead. -Butch, Pulp Fiction

WAKE UP! Time to die! -Blade Runner

I AM GODZILLA! YOU ARE JAPAN! -Things to do in Denver when you're dead.

 

[JesseJames]

"Why Archibald you spoke. One must never underestimate the healing powers of hate." - Rob Roy

 

[~Shard~]

Some of my favorites:

"Memory can change the shape of a room; it can change the color of a car. And memories can be distorted. They're just an interpretation, they're not a record, and they're irrelevant if you have the facts."

"I have to believe in a world outside my own mind. I have to believe that my actions still have meaning, even if I can't remember them. I have to believe that when my eyes are closed, the world's still there. Do I believe the world's still there? Is it still out there?... Yeah. We all need mirrors to remind ourselves who we are. I'm no different."

"The trouble with computers, of course, is that they're very sophisticated idiots."

"There's no point in being grown-up if you can't be childish sometimes."

"No, I like my plan better."
"Which is?"
"I'll let you know when I think of it."

 

[macartistkel]

"SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!!!!"

Oh man!! This line was great...to this day if Scarface is on TV I always get sucked into watching it!!

 

[miloblithe]

(with a live chicken in hand) "How do we make it die?"

"Come on lads, let's get home. The sky's beginning to bruise, night must fall and we shall be forced to camp."

"I must say, that represents a level of hypocrisy in you that I'd previously suspected, but not noticed due to highly evasive skills."

"What about whatshisname?
What about him?
Why don't you give him a call?
What for?
Ask him about his house.
You want me to call whatshisname and ask him about his house?
Why not?
Alright. What's his number?
I've no idea. I've never met him.
Well neither have I. What the f*** are you talking about?"

 

[Thom_Edwards]

Heineken? F**k that s**t! Pabst Blue Ribbon!

well, you stole one of mine...

and then there's always, "I've never seen so many electric jellyfish in all my life!" - The Life Aquatic

 

[jalagl]

"Ni!"
"...shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three..."
"I'm not dead"

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

 

[kgarner]

"He was twitching because he had my AXE EMBEDDED IN HIS NERVOUS SYSTEM!"

 

[3rdpath]

"Here are just a few of the key ingredients: dynamite, pole vaulting, laughing gas, choppers - can you see how incredible this is going to be? - hang gliding, come on!"

 

[iJon]

So many to think of, here is a couple I can think off the top of my head.

"You always try to do something different but you always wind up doing the same damn thing." Richard from "The Beach"

Was watching Snatch today and heard a great quote.

"If I give a dog a bone I don't want to know if it tastes good or not"

Makes more sense and a hell of a lot funnier when watching the movie.

jon

 

[Josh]

My favorite of all time:

Samwise to Frodo: Don't go where I can't follow.

followed by a close second:

Aragorn to the hobbits: My friends, you bow to no one.

There's many more, but I'll leave it at that

 

[Kobushi]

"As You Wish!" {Wife hates this one as it is always used in context of a 'request'}
Princess Bride

Heh, I've used that a few times



"I told you. Bah noooo its just a wee lil' bunnie"

 

[EJBasile]

Ferris Bueler's Day off:

"(name) (name) (name) (name) (name)"

"anyone, anyone, anyone, anyone..."

haha

 

[bemylover]

are you toking to me? my name is toni montana. i kill for fun. (with the right accent)

stupid is who stupid acts. (good one. forest gump)