Great Vista cartoon

[SkyBell]

Don't forget Windows Vista 15-year-old-girl Edition- Automatically opens selected 'social networking' websites and has a custom pink GUI. Includes a bonus chatspeaker so you don't even have to type at all, let alone wrongly.

You know us all too well.

 

[zane]

Joy of tech Kicks so much ass

 

[monke]

I didn't know modem processor speed was a factor. About 3/4 of the way down:


A modem processor speed of
800MHz [ ] 1GHz 32-bit (x86) [ ] 1GHz 64-bit (x64) [ ]



I'll email them. This is confusing enough already...

When you do, present them with two questions:
1) Why is processor speed a factor?
2) Why is it telling me to buy OS X?

 

[echeck]

Don't you know anything? DOS is the base (the "code" if you will) beneath all operating systems, even Linux. Tiger, Ubuntu, and "Windows" are all just names for GUI's written to work with this DOS program, which of course was engineered by the late Bill Gates (who invented Linux as well as electricity).

Mine either.

For me it was the bit about electricity that made it believable. Everyone knows that, right?

I didn't know the man was dead though, that is a would this world will never be healed of.