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germanknee

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I take back my comment about your retardation. This one was actually funny. The Newton photo was gay.
 

Abominog

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Originally posted by germanknee
I take back my comment about your retardation. This one was actually funny. The Newton photo was gay.

So, if *you* don't like a joke, then I'm retarded, but when *you* like it, then I'm not.... erm, okay. You sound like a real winner, there, dude.
 

JoeG4

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Jan 11, 2002
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Okay, I got a good commercial for this one.

Michael Dell comes on stage: "Hello everyone, I'd like to show you our reason that we're at this innovation expo tonight."

"I'd like to introduce the new Dell CommodiON 8100. With it, you can surf the internet, and use our G4 burning Intel CelerON 8100 processor, which runs at an amazing 1.1ghz."

The commercial comes up on screen:

"Dude, don't you wish you could use your computer more places?"
"For only $599 plus shipping and handling, you can get this awesome CommodiON 8100! With an Intel CelerON 8100, and all kinds of cool games."

"thanks steven" -That stupid woman says.

"DUde, you're getting a dell!"
 

GigaWire

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Hey I got a great slogan!!!

"Especially designed for posting sh|tty threads!!!!"
 

Abominog

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Originally posted by JoeG4
Okay, I got a good commercial for this one.

"I'd like to introduce the new Dell CommodiON 8100. With it, you can surf the internet, and use our G4 burning Intel CelerON 8100 processor, which runs at an amazing 1.1ghz."

"Commodion 8100"- LOL

"Dude, don't you wish you could use your computer more places?"
"For only $599 plus shipping and handling, you can get this awesome CommodiON 8100! With an Intel CelerON 8100, and all kinds of cool games."

"thanks steven" -That stupid woman says.


I would start a fan club for that "mom"- she's effin' sexy.

"DUde, you're getting a dell!"

CUT TO: the curly- headed little dweeb son who looks at "steve" all starry- eyed in the commercial (hmm...*KOFF* CLOSET HOMO *KOFF*) grunting and pinching a loaf on the new family Commodion 8100. FADE TO BLACK
 

me hate windows

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Jan 18, 2002
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that is gay

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