Okay, I got a good commercial for this one.
Michael Dell comes on stage: "Hello everyone, I'd like to show you our reason that we're at this innovation expo tonight."
"I'd like to introduce the new Dell CommodiON 8100. With it, you can surf the internet, and use our G4 burning Intel CelerON 8100 processor, which runs at an amazing 1.1ghz."
The commercial comes up on screen:
"Dude, don't you wish you could use your computer more places?"
"For only $599 plus shipping and handling, you can get this awesome CommodiON 8100! With an Intel CelerON 8100, and all kinds of cool games."
"thanks steven" -That stupid woman says.
"DUde, you're getting a dell!"