Man Caught Kissing, Hugging Chicken On NY Train

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    rdowns

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    What the cluck

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    substitute puppy for chicken and old man for kid and people would be saying awwww so cute
     
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    This is why I don't live in NY with all of its exhibitionism
    Here in the south we fondle our farm animals in private

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    Abstract

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    Fixed. ;)

    I sort of agree with dukebound. Completely harmless, and this could have been a pet or something. I know a person who raises chickens, and she doesn't live on a farm or anything.


    Besides, as long as he wasn't choking the chicken, I don't see the problem.
     
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    I don't think the kid is doing it for sexual kicks, though.
     
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    As long as the guy was clothed, it's not that big of a deal. Although I suppose you could make a case for sanitary issues*. What's the usual policy on animals in the subway there? *: couldn't make it any worse.
     
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    Interesting... I'm sure there are much weirder things that go on in NYC trains.
     
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    The article says only service animals or those in containers are permitted

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    At least he wasn't choking the chicken.
     
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    or spanking the monkey ;)

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    Lol Counterfit, I just caught the white text. I agree it couldn't make it worse, unless someone is allergic I suppose.
     
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    Damn it you beat me too it...lol........ If he was choking it, do you think anybody would of stepped in to stop him... hmmmmmmmm:)
     
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    Didn't I see this in an episode of South Park once?

    Oh yeah.

    Chickenf***er!
     
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    I must be typing in invisible text or something.

    P.S. Hello.
     
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    I remember hearing about some German video where the guy is well, doing it with the chicken. It's supposedly a real porno and theres a woman watching him and in German, he's saying, that's good chicken. You can actually hear the chicken cry when the guy ummm, well you know.
     
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    Antares

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    Ha! Good one.

    I have seen some disturbing things on the subway. Subway travel...especially late at night, can be interesting.
     
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    well........you wouldn't see that in the west coast...... maybe the central valley of california....:p
     
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    I fail to see what the fuss is about. It's not like this is the first bit of fowl play the NY subway has ever seen.
     
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    Thread killer. ^^
     
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    Be like Timberlake and keep your c**k in a box. Keep it on the down-low in public - jus sayin'.
     
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    Oh you know you liked it, don't be afraid to admit it. Acceptance is the first step. ;)
     
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    Talk about Gonzo journalism!

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    How did they know this wasn't a service animal? It could be a seeing-eye chicken, ya know. Insensitive bureaucrats.
     
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    In the county where I was public defender, about a month or so ago, two drunk guys walked out of a local bar to have a cigarette. They had to go back inside and find a sober friend to confirm what they thought they saw.

    Outside, in the backyard of a neighboring home, there was a circular pen set up filled with leaves. In the middle was a naked man having intercourse with his male daschund.

    A friend of mine, the local vet, was called out at 4am to sieze the dog and to give it necessary treatment.

    The man was obvioiusly arrested.

    I'll try to find the link.
     
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    Ummm, that won't be necessary

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