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Man Caught Kissing, Hugging Chicken On NY Train

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by rdowns, Jan 29, 2010.

  1. macrumors Penryn


    What the cluck


  2. macrumors P6


    substitute puppy for chicken and old man for kid and people would be saying awwww so cute
  3. macrumors demi-god


    This is why I don't live in NY with all of its exhibitionism
    Here in the south we fondle our farm animals in private

    Woof, Woof - Dawg [​IMG]
  4. macrumors Penryn


    Fixed. ;)

    I sort of agree with dukebound. Completely harmless, and this could have been a pet or something. I know a person who raises chickens, and she doesn't live on a farm or anything.

    Besides, as long as he wasn't choking the chicken, I don't see the problem.
  5. macrumors Core


    I don't think the kid is doing it for sexual kicks, though.
  6. macrumors G3


    As long as the guy was clothed, it's not that big of a deal. Although I suppose you could make a case for sanitary issues*. What's the usual policy on animals in the subway there? *: couldn't make it any worse.
  7. macrumors regular

    Interesting... I'm sure there are much weirder things that go on in NYC trains.
  8. macrumors demi-god


    The article says only service animals or those in containers are permitted

    Woof, Woof - Dawg [​IMG]
  9. macrumors 68040


    At least he wasn't choking the chicken.
  10. macrumors demi-god


    or spanking the monkey ;)

    Woof, Woof - Dawg [​IMG]
  11. macrumors regular

    Lol Counterfit, I just caught the white text. I agree it couldn't make it worse, unless someone is allergic I suppose.
  12. macrumors G3


    Damn it you beat me too it...lol........ If he was choking it, do you think anybody would of stepped in to stop him... hmmmmmmmm:)
  13. macrumors 65816


    Didn't I see this in an episode of South Park once?

    Oh yeah.

  14. macrumors Penryn


    I must be typing in invisible text or something.

    P.S. Hello.
  15. macrumors 68040


    I remember hearing about some German video where the guy is well, doing it with the chicken. It's supposedly a real porno and theres a woman watching him and in German, he's saying, that's good chicken. You can actually hear the chicken cry when the guy ummm, well you know.
  16. macrumors 68000


    Ha! Good one.

    I have seen some disturbing things on the subway. Subway travel...especially late at night, can be interesting.
  17. macrumors 68020


    well........you wouldn't see that in the west coast...... maybe the central valley of california....:p
  18. macrumors 68040


    I fail to see what the fuss is about. It's not like this is the first bit of fowl play the NY subway has ever seen.
  19. macrumors Penryn


    Thread killer. ^^
  20. macrumors 601


    Be like Timberlake and keep your c**k in a box. Keep it on the down-low in public - jus sayin'.
  21. macrumors 68040


    Oh you know you liked it, don't be afraid to admit it. Acceptance is the first step. ;)
  22. macrumors 68020


    Talk about Gonzo journalism!

  23. macrumors 68040


    How did they know this wasn't a service animal? It could be a seeing-eye chicken, ya know. Insensitive bureaucrats.
  24. macrumors 68000


    In the county where I was public defender, about a month or so ago, two drunk guys walked out of a local bar to have a cigarette. They had to go back inside and find a sober friend to confirm what they thought they saw.

    Outside, in the backyard of a neighboring home, there was a circular pen set up filled with leaves. In the middle was a naked man having intercourse with his male daschund.

    A friend of mine, the local vet, was called out at 4am to sieze the dog and to give it necessary treatment.

    The man was obvioiusly arrested.

    I'll try to find the link.
  25. macrumors demi-god


    Ummm, that won't be necessary

    Woof, Woof - Dawg [​IMG]

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