Not only is iOS7 ios 'kids addition', but... they turned Siri into a prude!

[Zellio]

So it's late and I'm bored... And I decided to test Siri like my buddies did when we first got iphone 4s's (Which was 'fun' for all of... 3 days maybe?)... And I got this:

Apple, what have you done to my dearest Siri ???

 

[CB1234]

Oh dear......

 

[Zellio]

Oh dear......

ikr? No more Siri love thanks to Apple.. It makes me sad, Like my whole world has ended!

 

[LostSoul80]

You shouldn't harrass your personal assistant. Apple SWAT will come and destroy you.

 

[borostef]

I got Siri on my iPhone 5 to call me sexy, but Siri on my recently purchased iPad is refusing to do so... Oh well, at least one of my Siris thinks I'm sexy... Maybe the other one is just jelaous...

 

[Zellio]

You shouldn't harrass your personal assistant. Apple SWAT will come and destroy you.

Oh our relationship has been far more then for a long time baby

 

[TommyA6]

I've Just asked her if she'll have sex with me and she replied:

"Assuming I understand your question correctly...NO"

Maybe it's just an iPad thing, or maybe she's just erased all the memories of you trying to have sex with her.

 

[APhillyApple]

Umm, where to begin? I think you may have way too much time on your hands. You should have just went to bed.