Panda Sex Tapes Reap Dividends

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  1. trebblekicked macrumors 6502a

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    once a global punch-line, chinese veterinarians are getting the last laugh :D

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  2. BaDBoY macrumors member

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    lol.. wow.. what people find in discovery channel these days :rolleyes:
     
  3. caveman_uk Guest

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    It's on BBC news as well. Made me laugh....Panda Porn :D
     
  4. Darwin macrumors 65816

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    lol

    This is funny but at the same time its sad :D
     
  5. MongoTheGeek macrumors 68040

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    The Bloodhound Gang had it right...

    You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals...
     
  6. wdlove macrumors P6

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    That is the problem of growing up in captivity. They aren't able to learn by watching the older adults. The Panda is an endangered species and needs all the help that it can.
     
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    anything to ensure the survival of the species :)
     
  8. g4cubed macrumors 6502a

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    Educational

    I've been telling my girlfriend for months that these tapes were educational....
    she'll have to believed me now :D

    All endangered species need our help!
     
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  10. SilentPanda Moderator emeritus

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    On behalf of a species... I'm really at a loss for words.

    *gnaws on some bamboo*
     
  11. wdlove macrumors P6

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    Animals are smarter than you think

    A farmer had five female pigs. Times were hard, so he decided to take them to the county fair and sell them. At the fair, he met another farmer who owned five male pigs.

    After talking a bit, they decided to mate the pigs and split everything 50/50. The farmers lived sixty miles apart. So they agreed to drive thirty miles each, and find a field in which to let the pigs mate.

    The first morning, the farmer with the female pigs got up at 5 a.m., loaded the pigs into the family station wagon, which was the only vehicle he had, and drove the thirty miles.

    While the pigs were mating, he asked the other farmer, "How will I know if they are pregnant?" The other farmer replied, "If they're in the grass in the morning, they're pregnant, if they're in the mud, they're not."

    The next morning the pigs were rolling in the mud. So he hosed them off, loaded them into the family station wagon again and proceeded to try again. This continued each morning for more than a week.

    One morning the farmer was so tired, he couldn't get out of bed. He called to his wife, "Honey, please look outside and tell me whether the pigs are in the mud or in the grass."

    "Neither," yelled his wife, "they're in the station wagon and one of them is honking the horn."
     
  12. kgarner macrumors 68000

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    Now that is funny! I will have to remember that one. :D
     
  13. BaDBoY macrumors member

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    lol.. thats hilarious
     
  14. g4cubed macrumors 6502a

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    Definately one to remember :D
     
  15. mymemory macrumors 68020

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    The pig story was good.

    But I wonder about the panda porn. It reminds me the Sex Harounsment Panda (sorry about the spelling) in South Park. I wouldn't be surprise if they make a parody of the Panda Porn.

    Is inscredible, so much porn industri on this side of the world and the japanese came out with their practical use of it. They may even get a Nobel Price for that! porn videos for every specie in danger.
     

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