Update!
Warning, CSB ahead:
Called to ask how long the in store pre order line was. Girl on the phone said only a few people and it's going by fast. 15 minutes later I'm at the store and there's line wrapping around. Kinda annoyed but oh well
. An hour in line (remember, this is in store pickup line), I finally get in.
The girl brings me the phone, I'm accepting and signing on her device, and bam
ERROR. She leaves for about 10 minutes and comes back on the phone with AT&T. She was having a hell of a time with AT&T call center rep and it wasn't going anywhere. At one point, the AT&T call center rep told the Apple associate to call her help desk. My associate proceeded to respond
"YOU ARE MY HELPDESK!". At that point, I was livid. I thought I was leaving without a phone today. I keep calm because hey, I understand it's not my Apple associates fault. She leaves, comes back, and gets a NEW sim card. Scans this, scans that, and finally she said I'm good to go and if I wanted to set up the phone. I declined, I've already been there way longer than I should have.
I get back to my business.
No Service. Oh god. I chat with AT&T and he was able to get service to my phone. So in a span of about 5 hours, I was able to get my iPhone 6 plus up and running.