So Apple have sent me a "user replaceable" midplane that apparently will stop the noise I am getting from my iMac, great...I thought.
Phase 1:
Preparation, lay iMac face down on something soft.
OK so far...
Phase 2:
Take the back off the iMac, get the new one out the box.
OK so far...
Phase 3:
Remove all components from iMac (some of them a real bitch to remove!).
Starting to wonder how the hell they think this is a user replaceable part, can't quite see your average joe doing this...but still OK...
Phase 4:
FINALLY! The damn thing's out! w00t!
Feeling a little better now...all OK...
Phase 5:
Check me out! All re-installed, and the components back (also a bitch to do).
Looking good...
Phase 6:
All in one piece, I DID IT! YES! Oh my f***ing god that was a pain in the arse, never wanna do THAT again!
w00t! All done!
Now to plug it in and see if the noise has gone...
...but WAIT...
...you guessed it kiddies...
IT WON'T BOOT UP!
GREAT!
So, calmly and cooly (read: hot, frustrated, and pissed off) I get on the phone to Apple. Where I get through to a Russian guy in Ireland that I can barely understand, who doesn't seem to know jack **** about the iMac, superb! After talking crap with him for 10 mins on a call I AM PAYING FOR he puts me though to some other Irish woman, thanks christ for that! I thought...
She tells me to remove the back of the iMac, plug the power in, and turn it on. Now, do you see a problem with this? Where is the power switch on the iMac? Oh that's right, ON THE BACK!!!!!!!!! JESUS this is painful. Eventually when I convince her that no I cant just lean the back cover on, turn it on, and whip it off quick (the power cable goes through the back cover, so this is impossible), she gets me to reseat the power supply (which I had already done myself before calling them TWICE), and though and behold, IT WORKS! THANK **** FOR THAT!
So that's my tale, oh what fun...
(all quiet so far BTW )
Phase 1:
Preparation, lay iMac face down on something soft.
OK so far...
Phase 2:
Take the back off the iMac, get the new one out the box.
OK so far...
Phase 3:
Remove all components from iMac (some of them a real bitch to remove!).
Starting to wonder how the hell they think this is a user replaceable part, can't quite see your average joe doing this...but still OK...
Phase 4:
FINALLY! The damn thing's out! w00t!
Feeling a little better now...all OK...
Phase 5:
Check me out! All re-installed, and the components back (also a bitch to do).
Looking good...
Phase 6:
All in one piece, I DID IT! YES! Oh my f***ing god that was a pain in the arse, never wanna do THAT again!
w00t! All done!
Now to plug it in and see if the noise has gone...
...but WAIT...
...you guessed it kiddies...
IT WON'T BOOT UP!
GREAT!
So, calmly and cooly (read: hot, frustrated, and pissed off) I get on the phone to Apple. Where I get through to a Russian guy in Ireland that I can barely understand, who doesn't seem to know jack **** about the iMac, superb! After talking crap with him for 10 mins on a call I AM PAYING FOR he puts me though to some other Irish woman, thanks christ for that! I thought...
She tells me to remove the back of the iMac, plug the power in, and turn it on. Now, do you see a problem with this? Where is the power switch on the iMac? Oh that's right, ON THE BACK!!!!!!!!! JESUS this is painful. Eventually when I convince her that no I cant just lean the back cover on, turn it on, and whip it off quick (the power cable goes through the back cover, so this is impossible), she gets me to reseat the power supply (which I had already done myself before calling them TWICE), and though and behold, IT WORKS! THANK **** FOR THAT!
So that's my tale, oh what fun...
(all quiet so far BTW )