I love Robocop - The original. Verhoeven is an ace ultra violence director; Total Recall, Starship Troopers...let's forget Showgirls. Anyway, I decided to watch Robocop Dark Justice, the mini series made in 2000. It's crap. I mean, it's so bad you can't actually tell what mood the various actors are trying to achieve. It makes a film like Octane or Commando look like the dogs bollocks. Watch it for laughs and then cry. Weird thing is, I'm still watching....why?!