A straw man or straw person, also known in the UK as an Aunt Sally, is a common type of argument and is an informal fallacy based on misrepresentation of an opponent's position. To "attack a straw man" is to create the illusion of having refuted a proposition by replacing it with a superficially similar yet unequivalent proposition (the "straw man"), and to refute it, without ever having actually refuted the original position. This technique has been used throughout history in polemical debate, particularly in arguments about highly charged, emotional issues. In those cases the false victory is often loudly or conspicuously celebrated. (
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1. OS X is not getting touch screen implementation.
2. Apple owners are not like "take my $$$$$!" for this monitor.
3. You sir, are a troll.
And I can keep mocking Microsoft for ruining Windows, the most widespread desktop OS, with forcing it to accommodate for both high-precision pointing devices and finger-sized touch targets. A user interface can always only be optimal for one of both or none of both. Metro is the latter.