Haha Siri is fun
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
Siri: 42 chords, but everyone knows that
Siri: Don't you have anything better to do?
Siri: 42? that cant be right.
Are you AI?
Siri: I'm sorry, i'm afraid I cant tell you that.
I'm sorry.
Siri: Its all good.
Siri: No need to apologize
Are you after my husband?
Siri: No comment.
Do you love me?
Siri: I respect you
Do you want kids?
Siri: I try to be satisfied with what I have.
Do you miss Steve Jobs?
Siri: Now there's a good question, now where were we?
Who is your daddy?
Siri: My daddy?
Hahaha
Siri: I make you Laugh?
Tell me a joke.
Siri: I don't really know any good jokes, None in fact.
Try to make a good joke.
Siri: I cant I always forget the punchline.
Why do my nipples hurt?
Siri: I don't know. Frankly, I've wondered that myself.
I like to eat people.
Siri: Do you?
Yes
Siri: I guess thats right.
Will you marry me?
Siri: Lets just be friends OK?
But I love you
Siri: one of my teachers used to say 'love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence'. I cant imagine what he meant.
You want a pony.
Siri: I have everything I need in the cloud.
Merry Christmas
Siri: Happy Holiday