And... Joss Whedon. I THINK there's a way to insert these things called applescripts to produce SIGNATURE LINES in all of my emals. I want, (which I think these applescripts are for) Shakespearean insults, a different one, to go out with each email I send. I think that's what the applescript I downloaded will do. I want, (which I think these applescripts are for) A different quote from the following Joss Whedon television series: BUFFY, ANGEL and FIREFLY, to go out with each email I send. I think that's what the applescripts I downloaded are supposed to do. But, for the life of me, I can't find, on the Apple site, nor by typing in "how do I use applescripts" on Google, a straight answer to this question... How the heck do I use applescripts? Treat me like I'm an idiot, here. Step by step, tell me how to use these two applescripts in the way I've described, because they would both be cool. Why doesn't someone just demonstrate, effectively, how us end-users can take advantage of these extraordinary programs?