Zoooooooo

denial is the sincerest form of embarrasment

 

I can only guess as to why his fingerprint was on file for the "id"...

 

some people are so . . . stupid

 

Since he had a zoological pass the whole incident doesn't make any sense. I seems that they need to screen there members more thoroughly. He's very lucky that he didn't loose more. This will certainly give him a life long memory!