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Photoshop: Steve's New Toys

Doctor Q

Doctor Q

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This should be fun and easy.

Make what you will of one of these three frames from the Macworld keynote speech.

Photoshop Thread Rules
 

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You really wouldn't want me to whip out my Photoshop "skills" on these images, or any others for that matter 🙄

First time I've seen the box for the mini, since I haven't had a chance to view the keynote yet. Heck, Apple's boxes look better than Dell PC's!
 
That box looks like the GameCube box with the handle. 🙂


The facial expression on Jobs face = priceless. It basically says this is a vile/cheap product not worthy of the Macintosh name. 🙂
 
My guestimated time until the one with the mini itself is transformed into Steve holding Balmer's head: approximately 30 minutes.

** waits, check link often **
 
maya said:
That box looks like the GameCube box with the handle. 🙂
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Funny. Reading your post made me realize I paid $300 for my PS2, and waited in line overnight for the privilege to boot. That mini is a sweet deal.
Back on topic, anyone think that last pick would be perfect if Steve was holding Ballmer's head?

EDIT - Which one of us should be most disturbed by the fact that we had the same initial reaction/idea?
 
powermac666 said:
EDIT - Which one of us should be most disturbed by the fact that we had the same initial reaction/idea?
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Well, given that virtually every Photoshop contest has Balmer in it somewhere - usually right off the bat - it wasn't too much of a stretch to come up with that idea. 🙂
 
powermac666 said:
Back on topic, anyone think that last pick would be perfect if Steve was holding Ballmer's head?
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After doing this who wants to email it to Balmer. 😛 😉 🙂
 
Blue Velvet said:
The bottom 2 are not linking/opening properly as the full-res versions.

The top one is, though.
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That's because those ones are actual size as you see them above. They are small frames off the keynote webcast.
 
I think the second image should be of Steve holding his recently purchased piece of Virgin Mary grilled cheese off of eBay.
 
jsw said:
My guestimated time until the one with the mini itself is transformed into Steve holding Balmer's head: approximately 30 minutes.

** waits, check link often **
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At least with Steve's wardrobe, cloning out areas of his shirt is pretty simple.
 
emw said:
I think the second image should be of Steve holding his recently purchased piece of Virgin Mary grilled cheese off of eBay.
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I think ThinkSecret's Nick Ciarelli would like it to show, ala "The Grinch", an X-Ray of Steve's tiny heart.
 
Having downloaded and viewed jobs1.jpg a little more closely, it actually appears the he is doing the Vulcan mind meld on the mini... Hmmm.
 
emw said:
Having downloaded and viewed jobs1.jpg a little more closely, it actually appears the he is doing the Vulcan mind meld on the mini... Hmmm.
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"Yes, Captain. It is a Mac mini, logically developed and aimed at luring potential switchers to the more elegant Macintosh OS X, predecessor of our ship's operating system."

I'm sure someone out there has a Trek outfit they can slap on Steve. Finding an image of Ballmer which makes him appear to have a mind....that'll be the hard part. 🙂
 
I did this in about 5 minutes because I have to head to class now, but hopefully tonight I will be able to do a decent rendition if I have some free time and a higher resolution picture.

Anyway, there was one more thing that Steve didn't announce until the end...



The iPurse
 

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Steve shows off the purchase he made after selling off some of his options...
 

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You asked for it...

Here you go.
Sorry it's quick and dirty, I'm at work...
 

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Stampyhead said:
Here you go.
Sorry it's quick and dirty, I'm at work...
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Why does it look like Balmer's head is coming out of Steve's torso. 😕 😛 😉 😀 🙂
 
maya said:
Why does it look like Balmer's head is coming out of Steve's torso. 😕 😛 😉 😀 🙂
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Why does it look like he's pushing it lower? 😱
 
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