It's December 2024, and the McDonalds fanboys are heading for an after work burger:
Person A: "Wow, McDonalds now charge $100 for a burger!? And $40 for a ketchup sachet?!? And they seal the burger in such a way that you can't add your own ketchup? That's crazy expensive! I haven't even had a pay rise this year!"
Person B: "How ridiculous to complain! Burger King charge the same for a burger and $45 for a ketchup sachet, ergo making McDonalds' pricing CHEAP. Don't you understand how these things work? If you don't want ketchup, don't pay the extra for it. The overwhelming majority of people are happy without ketchup and happy to pay these prices."
Person A: "Ah, indeed, how silly of me not to understand immediately. In fact, I think we should spend the next few months posting many hundreds or thousands of times on online forums to defend McDonalds from naysayers that dare defame our favourite corporation. 😍"