A while ago the plastic surgeons would have been lining up to show the problems with the Jackson breast, and how only they could make a breast that is firm and youthful looking out of this droopy bag.
And how if they don't act quick the nipple is going to die.
Of course with the jewelery on that thing, I'm surprised we didn't have a Penn & Teller moment as the nipple ring gets ripped out of the breast after getting snagged on the costume.
But for somebody to say they suffered billions of dollars in emotional damage
I didn't know fruitcake had emotions to damage, I though it was a concoction of fruits and nuts glued together with a bit of dough. I do not remember emotions being part of the recipe, but you never know what'll fall into the mixture when they're cooking up their next batch of drugs.
