Oh!... ok... I'm calling my mother right now!
And I just spoke to Batman and he's incredibly freaked out excited!!
Batmannnnnnnnnnnn dununununuununu batmannnnnnnnnnn
POW! KERSPLASH! TWEET!
Batman: Look robin, it's the Twittler!
Robin: Holy microblog, Batman! He's got a bomb attached to the Facebook Tower!
Batman: Not to worry, Robin! All I have to do is use the BatTwitter-er and it should disarm his bomb! But.... oh no! The command for the disarming is greater than 140 characters!
Robin: Holy ****!
Batman: To the Batmobile!
Twittler: I'll tell you my plans batman... because you're going to die anyway! I plan to blow up the Facebook Tower! And the bomb's only weakness is a
Batman: A WHAT?
Twittler: Too bad for you Batman! I ran out of characters! BWAHAHAHAHA!
Robin: We're gonners Batman!
Batman: Robin **** while I make a plan! ... yes.... YES! Robin, that's it! Of course.... GET ME THE BATWHALE!
In minutes, Robin acquirers the BatWhale, allowing Batman to launch it with the BatWhaleLauncher at Twittler, thus disabling him for long enough to be arrested!!
Commissioner Gordon: Great work Batman!