I stand to wee.
If I need to do a number 2, I do it at home. My wife thinks I'm strange that I don't use public toilets. If she'd been in some men's restrooms I had, she'd understand. On the rare occasion I do have to use them, I'm most likely ill so there isn't time to use paper. Never seen a toilet seat cover, but as I rarely use them it's not surprising.
If I need to do a number 2, I do it at home. My wife thinks I'm strange that I don't use public toilets. If she'd been in some men's restrooms I had, she'd understand. On the rare occasion I do have to use them, I'm most likely ill so there isn't time to use paper. Never seen a toilet seat cover, but as I rarely use them it's not surprising.