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This is a pretty good read though. Parody or not, this feels like it could be closer to the actual event tomorrow than any other "real" assessment I've read.
 
Obviously fake because Steve Jobs hasn't even made his decision about the antenna issues yet. He'll make the decision tomorrow morning and announce it on a primetime special on ESPN.
 
Obviously fake because Steve Jobs hasn't even made his decision about the antenna issues yet. He'll make the decision tomorrow morning and announce it on a primetime special on ESPN.

Steve Jobbs: this is such a debacle I've decided to take my talents to .... This is very hard .... I'm gonna take my talents to Google.
 
WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"This is a fact of life -- not even Apple can change the laws of physics. " - Prediction

You'll still see a drop... we haven't figured out a way around the laws of physics yet." - Steve Jobs actual quote today.
 
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