Went to Apple today. What an awful experience.
Got a douche bag Genius, who told me that he couldn't hear the noise and that I should go home (after checking in for my 2:20 appointment at 2:00, precisely. It was now 3:00). I told him that I knew it was there, and he saw smcFanControl running and flipped out, saying that it would ruin my fans, etc, etc, etc. I let him listen to the same voice memo I posted here, and he claimed that he couldn't hear anything. I had him cup his hand around the headphones and then he 'finally' could hear it.
He deemed that where the noise was coming from was actually the hard drive, after he took it into the back room to listen to it. He said he could replace the harddrive and I would get it back tomorrow night, but that it would still have the noise because (and I quote, verbatim) "all hard drives have that noise." I told him that neither of my WhiteBooks, nor any of the MBPs in this very Apple store, nor even MY MBP before the Snow Leopard upgrade had this noise. He said that it was the disc spinning and moving (and I told him that I know how HDDs work, and that I didn't need an explanation), to which I replied so when I have no applications running, and my computer closed, it is supposed to make this noise? He didn't reply.
So I left, and now I don't know what to do. The noise is still obviously prevalent, and even though I'll be getting a SSD in December, I'd still like to have a normal harddrive until then. Any ideas?