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Swiss-G

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OK I requested this yesterday.

Someone who has received their watch, create a thread titled "Praise Be To Francis"

Everyone who receives their watch simply make one post, thanking Francis and referencing Spicy Pork Salad.


And......... GO!!!!!


All praise to Francis and the Spicy Pork Salad :rolleyes:
 
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Praise be to francis
 

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Praise be upon him, for he hath blesseth we meek in our time of need. No longer must our hands become coarse and linty on the eternal quest to pulleth the blower from our vestments and check upon the digital scribings within. Hereforth, from the comfort of thine wrist, chariots can be summoned, fishes and loaves can be called for, and phallic objects can be scrawled and sent to one's mates.

In the name of the Francis, the Pork and the Holy Jobs Spirit, amen.
 
The Almighty Francis kisses only upon the wrist, and only upon the worthy.

For thou I am not worthy, I have been punished by our lord Francis for not truly believing and was given the AEOD pennance for my sins.

Oh lord Francis look on me today, take my credit card payment and ship my :apple: Watch

For thine is the app store, the apple shop and itunes, forever and ever

Steve Jobs
 
I bow at the alter of Francis and sacrifice a spicy sausage in his name.

Praise be to the defender against the Apple email of death.
 

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Praise be upon him, for he hath blesseth we meek in our time of need. No longer must our hands become coarse and linty on the eternal quest to pulleth the blower from our vestments and check upon the digital scribings within. Hereforth, from the comfort of thine wrist, chariots can be summoned, fishes and loaves can be called for, and phallic objects can be scrawled and sent to one's mates.

In the name of the Francis, the Pork and the Holy Jobs Spirit, amen.

Yikes! lol :eek:

Congrats, I think?
 
Praise be to Lord Francis, I don't feel worthy but at 9.45am this morning you believed I was.
 
In years of lurking and posting this is the strangest thread I've ever seen on MacRumors hands down!
 
Francis is a heathen who hath brought nothing but bad fortune on Space Grey orders!

He who believe in Francis and eat the spicy pork salad shall be forever condemned to the purgatory of processing items!
 
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