Zune comes preloaded with more than just music...

[fBaran]

Haven't seen anything about this around here yet, http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,237899,00.html

 

[rdowns]

"It was a homosexual orgy that they had video taped for an hour and 44 minutes," Martin told FOX News affiliate WFLD reporter Michelle Gielan.

I guess he had to watch all 104 minutes of it to see.

 

[mkrishnan]

Who said there's nothing worthwhile about the Zune? 🙂

Now I want one.

 

[princealfie]

Who said there's nothing worthwhile about the Zune? 🙂

Now I want one.

I bet there are going to lots of fanboys here waiting in line to switch to Zune. 😛

 

[clayj]

The package had been tampered with, but the Wal-Mart (spit) manager blamed Microsoft?

This is clearly another reason why Wal-Mart (spit) should be erased from the face of the Earth.

 

[SkyBell]

from the article

"What do you tell a 12-year-old child that you have five men having sex with each other? That's not a conversation that I want to have," Martin said.

She's twelve. She knows about the "birds and the bees." And also when it's just bees.🙂

 

[mkrishnan]

She's twelve. She knows about the "birds and the bees." And also when it's just bees.🙂

I smell a slogan: "Gay love: 50% less complex to explain to your adolescent than hetero sex" 😀

Also this thread would be remiss without inclusion of this picture:

And some kind of "What's good for the goose is good for the gander" joke. But I'll leave the joke to another respondant. 🙂

 

[MRU]

I guess he had to watch all 104 minutes of it to see.

Well he had to be sure 😉 I bet his neck was stiff staring at the screen timing it..

I smell a slogan: "Gay love: 50% less complex to explain to your adolescent than hetero sex" 😀

LOL....


I can see the adverts now.




Zune brought to you in association with Lube™

 

[SkyBell]

Zune brought to you in association with Lube™

Who else votes that as best ad of the year? 😀

 

[ATD]

So this is the squirting MS is talking about. 😀

 

[rdowns]

So this is the squirting MS is talking about. 😀

I refer to it as Splooging™, but that's just me. 😱

 

[Clydefrog]

from the article


She's twelve. She knows about the "birds and the bees." And also when it's just bees.🙂

LOL!

 

[petvas]

I just got my new black 80Gb iPod...If I knew before I would get the Zune! 🙂 😱

Microsoft did it again! hahahahaha

 

[iSaint]

Here's a display of Zunes at our local Sears. iPods are locked up in a case wherever they're sold. You can't even play with them. Zunes are set out begging to be stolen, yet it's a full display.

 

[YS2003]

I saw a few Zune stands at the local retail stores. For some reasons, it does not raise any interest from me (Sorry, MS). I just feel Zune is just a catch up to Apple's iPod. Let's hope MS does not do the repeat of the market share thing now as they did in 80's and 90's. MS is a good marketing company with the run-of-the-mill-products (consumers are sucked into MS's marketing muscle).

 

[dopey220]

This reminds me of the story about the "mystery meat" in the iPod package from last year, only better.

 

[Counterfit]

from the article


She's twelve. She knows about the "birds and the bees." And also when it's just bees.🙂

"You see, when a man, and a man, and a man, and a man, and a man..."
😀

 

[Abstract]

I love the bit about the $25 gift card. It's not even cash.....it's a gift card, and it's only $25. Yeah, that's fantastic compensation.

"It was a homosexual orgy that they had video taped for an hour and 44 minutes," Martin told FOX News affiliate WFLD reporter Michelle Gielan.

"And after we watched 1 hour and 42 minutes of it to find out what happened next, we were appalled and disgusted!"

 

[mkrishnan]

I love the bit about the $25 gift card. It's not even cash.....it's a gift card, and it's only $25. Yeah, that's fantastic compensation.

Hey, that can buy you one or two really good videos! 😉 (And are we still doing the Lube™ thing? There would be some change left over for that also.)

 

[Mr_Brightside_@]

Well he had to be sure 😉 I bet his neck was stiff staring at the screen timing it..
I can see the adverts now. Zune brought to you in association with Lube™

Done and done:

 

[YS2003]

I guess MS is getting desperate to get its Zune noticed in the market by adding a few "excitements" (it's about time, though). Of course, this excitement can be a turn off to some folk depending on their orientations.

 

[SmurfBoxMasta]

why not just rename it "The Lube Tube" 😱

As much as I love a good lube job, I STILL wouldn't by one 😛

 

[mkrishnan]

why not just rename it "The Lube Tube" 😱

Do you then need to download PodLube™ to transfer the lube onto your iPod? And can you subscribe to LubeTube™ using the iZunes Music Store®?