...you don't call her back because she "likes" her new Zune.
...you look forward to going to an AppleCentre, or you actively seek them out on holidays
...you treat a new Mac as a new member of the family
...you still get a buzz out of seeing Jobs introduce the G3 iMac, iBook and original iPod
...you spend more time on an Apple forum than you do talking to friends and family
...you check the MR homepage several times every day to see if a new article has been posted so you can have the first comment
When every vehicle you own is adorned by an Apple sticker.
You were around before the iPod, iMac, or anything vaguely white.
You've been to, and downloaded, every keynote there has ever been.
You spend more time reading apple rumours than Newspapers, email, books combined. 😛
When all you eat are apples 😀
When you have more than a few thousand posts on an Apple forum... 😱
When you tell your friends you promise to provide lifetime Apple hardware support if they get a Mac. And no support if they get a PC
When every vehicle you own is adorned by an Apple sticker.
When you tell your friends you promise to provide lifetime Apple hardware support if they get a Mac. And no support if they get a PC