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SC68Cal

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Feb 23, 2006
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Whenever I break up with a girlfriend, I usually destroy all evidence that anything ever happened. Text messages, contact information, screen names, etc....

I came across a photo she gave me after we broke up, and decided to save it for a special occasion. Since tonight was exactly two weeks since we broke up, nothing like a little humor to lighten (pun intended) things up.

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Did you put a paper bag full of flaming poo on her doorstep yet? That's Step 3 on "How To Get Over Your Ex-girlfriend."

Does she have a sister of legal age? You'll need one to go beyond Step 8.
 
Did you put a paper bag full of flaming poo on her doorstep yet? That's Step 3 on "How To Get Over Your Ex-girlfriend."

Does she have a sister of legal age? You'll need one to go beyond Step 8.

Oh man, I never even thought of the bag of poo! What a classic! Her sister is out of the question, I'm nearly twice her age :-\
 
Dude love that computer desk - could you PM me its make & model pls?

BTW, nice stoggie and I do hope that she didnt take your Mac. I see cables & HDD but nothing Mac wise.

I'm surpised you didnt use the photo as a bullseye on a dart board ;).

But I do hope you kept a picture of her digitally - just in case the web needs a little funny bulge in mouth humor. Lets hope she doesnt do the same.
 
I do that with pictures of myself, if only 'cause it gives me an excuse to look at myself... my hot, hot self...

Excuse me a moment

*runs to grab mirror*
 
clearly an old flame. is that a cuban?

you realize she is printing out your original post an rolling a big ol' blunt with it...
 
Are you sure the words in that sentence are in the right order? I don't think that the public burning of someone's photograph does you much credit.

Nothing public about it. Just family here. You do make a good point though. This behavior could be explained with a sobriety deficit model, but there is no visual evidence to support the "I broke up and was fine til I got drunk" hypothesis.
 
To you eagle-eyed posters, yes I have a Macbook Pro, and actually she broke up with me over her having "commitment issues", so my involvement with the decision to end the relationship was just being notified.

this is so sad... you are celebrating the breakage?!

Better to laugh, I guess.

About the comments about being sober, I made this decision while sober and did it while sober. I tried to go to a party later last night, but I really wasn't having a good time and went home early.

So what does everyone else here do when they dump someone/ get dumped?
 
Heh! Nice one! But wouldn't it suck if the chemicals from the burning Polaroid's gave you some weird sickness or something?

For me I cherish all my old photos, letters, notes, etc... from all my old relationships. But I can say I never really had a bad breakup with anyone, it was always mutual and we end up just being great friends. But I seem to be the exception to the rule.
 
Bad enough that I've kept pictures/videos of her that she requested me to delete while we were dating. So if she ever talks ***** behind my back I can easily blackmail her. Oh I'm evil :D
 
Bad enough that I've kept pictures/videos of her that she requested me to delete while we were dating. So if she ever talks ***** behind my back I can easily blackmail her. Oh I'm evil :D

ALWAYS a great idea to hang on to any "kind" of pictures..Ya never know down the road ;)
 
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