Originally posted by yarowe
Looks like a lot of people have already tried this, Powerbook G5.
Pretty successfully, too:
http://send-my-daughter-to-college.com/index.html (Made $300!)
http://www.ianbacks.com/progress.html (Made $20.00)
http://www.buymeanewhouse.com/theoperation.html (Made $52.15)
http://www.helpmebuyaguitar.com/ (Made $65.00)
Of course, you would need the story to go along with it.
Dear Fellow MacRumors members,
Hi. Thanks for the fun, the laughs, the information. Many of you do not know that I have a large bed pan lodged in my left lung. It happened when I was in the hospital having a metal spork removed from my abdomen. A crazed nurse was frustrated with having to care for my feeble, struggling-to-recover body, and inflicted me with this horrible damage.
I have lived my life in ridicule. "There goes the bed pan boy!" The people shout...I have learned to live with the pain. No, not the pain of having a bed pan interfere with my respiration, but rather the pain of feeling alone and desperate.
Of course, the medical bills have been incredible and have put a great strain on my family...
And to think, we could have sued the hospital for malpractice, but we couldn't afford a lawyer.
But I know that of all the things in the world, my sister Holly, who had two limbs replaced with those of sloths (after they were devoured by angry wolves), would like a Power Macintosh G5 Dual 2.0 GHz with 4.0 GB of PC3200 RAM, Radeon 9800 Pro, and Bluetooth.
I have suffered a lot in my life, but my sister has suffered more. She has had to endure horrible injuries from wild beasts, and even more ridicule than I. Do you know much it hurts me to see my sister called "Slothy Holly." How could she ever fulfill her life's dream of being a prostitute with her animal appendages? She can't. So, please, at least help me get her a G5, so she can host an adult web site from it.
Yours truly,
Bed Pan in Befesta