Man tries to mellow cat by stuffing it into a bong

[dmr727]

A man who apparently tried to mellow out his cat by stuffing her into a homemade bong is facing criminal charges — and catcalls from animal lovers.

http://www.journalstar.com/news/local/doc49abdd68720f0464780876.txt


Well, that's certainly *one* way to calm down a hyper kitten. And the photo pretty much tells me everything I need to know. Heh!

 

[GoCubsGo]

I'm so not responsible for this ... just sayin'.

 

[dmr727]

I'm so not responsible for this ... just sayin'.

LOL....whatever! You know you are!

 

[iShater]

*speechless*

 

[Benguitar]

*speechless*

Ditto. My response exactly.

 

[GoCubsGo]

LOL....whatever! You know you are!

Ok it's safe to say I could be mildly responsible if he did it in retaliation to anything I've ever said.

 

[ucfgrad93]

What an idiot.

 

[velocityg4]

Hopefully he got cracked upside the head several dozen times with the officers baton for "resisting arrest".

If you don't want to take care of an animal then don't get one.

 

[MattG]

duuuude wait...what?

 

[obeygiant]

Did the bong have carpet attached to the inside of it?
Cuz I can see a stoner making a bong out of one of those cat tree things.

 

[Keebler]

I can't stop thinking this should have been in pineapple express.

not justifying what he did, but it fits...

 

[Angie1313]

that's so not right...i hope he gets hurt in a very uncomfortable place in jail

 

[pooky]

Maybe it was an accident. Maybe he thought the cat was his weed...

"duuuude... where's the cat?"

"what cat?"

"my cat"

"dude, you have a cat?"

 

[toolbox]

People that do stuff like that to any animal should have the same thing done to themselves

 

[alphaod]

That's funny in a weird way.

 

[Sun Baked]

I don't think cat fur filters the smoke the way people would like.

Might serve as an interesting pre-flavoring for BBQ though.

 

[dmw007]

Wow, that is unreal! I can not believe that guy stuffed his cat into a bong!

 

[jzuena]

People that do stuff like that to any animal should have the same thing done to themselves

I've known several stoned individuals who have openly wished they could crawl inside their bong and wondered what it would be like to live there.

 

[Abstract]

Did this remind anyone else of the Bonsai Kitten hoax from a few years ago?

 

[dmr727]

Did this remind anyone else of the Bonsai Kitten hoax from a few years ago?

Heh - yes, yes it did. I just didn't want to admit it.

 

[Sesshi]

“The cat appeared to be very lethargic, somewhat in a sleeping state,” Jarrett said.

No ****!

 

[littfam]

Nebraskans I swear!!!!!! They would never do that in Oregon. Did the cat have a medicinal card?

 

[d wade]

People that do stuff like that to any animal should have the same thing done to themselves

man, i wish someone could get me that high