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Mine is the walk up song for Evan Longoria, the name escapes me but it's by tantric I think. It's just the first 8 seconds or so looped. Baseball season is winding down so I need a new one.
 
Default - Hey, Johnny Park! (Foo Fighters)
brother - a clip from the singer of another band yelling, "Put on some pants; it's time to dance!"
mom - a clip of the spiel from the Walt Disney World monorail
dad - the Muppets theme
home - Low (Foo Fighters)
friend 1 - Thrash Unreal (Against Me!)
friend 2 - In Circles (Sunny Day Real Estate)
anyone from work - the theme from The Office (US)
ex-boyfriend - theme from Halloween (and so warranted. Blech.)

SMS messages are Dave Grohl yelling, "Hey!" from a show in Nashville in 2008
 
'Amazing Grace' played on bagpipes. Annoying, but musical.
 

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Default: X-Men cartoon theme or Street Fighter 4's character select theme
Then I have a lot more individual ones. They're mostly video game themes simply because I hate words in a ringtone. Exception goes to the intro to Journey's Separate Ways because the lyrics start at about 25 seconds or so.
 
the intro music for BSG - the "cylons were created by man" piano part.

sometimes i switch to a loop of the first 20 or so seconds of Jens Lekman's kalimba cover of Arthur Russell's A Little Lost.
 
I use MiVTones for a video ringtone.

I have the End of Tropic Thunder with Tom Cruise Dancing to Ludacris's Get Back! :D
 
Theme from halloween (the original) being that we're in the season :)
 
I have a bunch of ringtones I made in Garageband that I assign for my friends and my family. My boss, however, gets the very annoying Old Telephone stock ring, for reasons that are obvious.
 
I just recently change my default ringer to "All The World Is Mad" by Thrice. Formerly it was "Red Sky" by Thrice. The Lady gets "Snow (Hey Oh)" by Red Hot Chili Peppers.
 
Default = Theme from The A-Team
Wife = Imperial March
Son = The "That's thinkin' with yer' dipstick" commercial
Daughter = Mario Bros theme
 
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