What about bacon wrapped in bacon?
What tastes like chicken? Piment loaf? With all due respect, pimento loaf has to be the nastiest sandwich meat ever.
The deli/diner at Costco makes this chicken bake thing that is really good. It's kind of like a Calzone stuffed with chunks of chicken, crumbled bacon, melted chesse, and a parmesan or ceaser type dressing.
chicken, wrapped in bacon, topped w/ avocado = perfection

You forgot about Spam. The real Spam.What tastes like chicken? Piment loaf? With all due respect, pimento loaf has to be the nastiest sandwich meat ever.
This is about as close as you can get to that.
http://www.bbqaddicts.com/blog/recipes/bacon-explosion/
The deli/diner at Costco makes this chicken bake thing that is really good. It's kind of like a Calzone stuffed with chunks of chicken, crumbled bacon, melted chesse, and a parmesan or ceaser type dressing.
You forgot about Spam. The real Spam.
I just called 911